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Founder: jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT - Stories: 24 - Followers: 0 - Staff: 6 - id: 71587
Just for people worthy of my presence. Muahaha. Note: You are only worthy, if you are awesome. OH. And... i delete all stories unless they are written by a staff member. please run it by me b4 u add something by someone else. THANKS A TON

A Whole Different Kind of New Moon by skeletoninme reviews
What if Carlisle had come back instead of Alice? What if Edward hadn't gone to Italy? What if Bella got over Edward? My first attepmt at Bella/Carlisle. Please read. : Help an author out? Please read. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
He's not the one by eddiejazz reviews
After two people in the Cullen household cheat, their other halfs lean on each other. BxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The End of Forever by rainbowfish22 reviews
You promised me forever. Blackwater drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Devil's Daughter by JosieandEmmettCullen reviews
Rosalie has always wanted her own baby, so when she finally gets what she wants from Alice's sister Adele, it seems like a dream come true. But Adele is hiding something; something that could affect Rose's baby and curse the Cullens to hell on earth...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,662 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Wrong by angstyklainer reviews
Leah knew this was wrong. Leah didn't care.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
The Cullen's Vocabulary by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Emmett misunderstands Rose's rule and goes thirty-two days 'without any Rose'. It nearly kills him. One-shot probably.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Emmet Goes Blind by Eyes for Eternity reviews
Rated T for a reason. Emmett's personality in this fic is very...perverted. Just forwarning. Very fluffeh. Kinda. More lemony. Emmett goes blind on one of his boredom quests. You'll never guess why. R/R. Peace!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Torn by LaPushComesToShove reviews
Edward left Bella and she married Mike. Edward comes back. How will he respond to Bella and Mike? Rated T just to be safe. Discountinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poor Unfortunate Soul by LaPushComesToShove reviews
Edward Cullen and his girlfriend Angela Webber love to pick on Bella Swan. After a tragic car accident, Edward falls for Bella, but she thinks he is being nice to her because of pity. Will Bella ever realize Edward is not so bad? All human. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,319 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
I Need Help by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Ok.. I have some ideas for a new story. just need some imput. tell me how the things are. what to add/take away. pleaseeeee
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Bad Songs by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Emmett has bad songs on his iPod and tries to show them to Alice subtly. If you review, I'll love you forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Dry Ice? by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Jacob and Nessie get in trouble with Edward... When you review, I'll take you off my hit list.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Fluffeh by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Bella and Edward are just messing around; Jacob walks in. Jacob and Nessie's Fluffeh Moments are in here too. Tell me if i should just give up writing and stop or if i should continue. please. BY REVIEWING. NOT PM, PLEASE. btw,im wanting to do them all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mike's Friendly Visit old version by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
This is an older story of mine. I'm rewriting it now. Just look out for it teehee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Mike, Bella
REVERSE PEDOPHILIA! by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Renesemee invites her friend over for a party. The friend, Tia, is...into the older guys if you know what I mean. Hence the title. I don't know if i want to continue this plot, so i didn't write much. I'll send a pedophile after you if you don't review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Saturday Game Night by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
The Cullen family tries to make it a ritual that they all come together on Saturday and play games. The odd games that are soon to be played freighten even me, and I'm a freak. I'm such a freak, I'll kill you in your sleep if you don't review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Special Nights by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Emmett has some skeletons in his closet. He finds FanFiction and realizes his skeletons aren't in his closet anymore. I will tell everyone your secrets. If you don't want me to, then review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Emmett
An Average Day in the Life for the Cullens by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Alice and Jasper fight about his butt. Nessie walks in on Edward and Bella. ON A STICKKK. if you've heard jeff dunham, u might like this. Emmett and Rose have peach fights. Sorry about not clarifying. In ch.10, his job is on a sex line. sowwieees
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
NOT IN PUBLIC by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
The Cullens go get a haircut and almost do the dirty on the sidewalk. I'll send Mike to do the dirteh on you AND your mommah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
Discovering FanFiction by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Jasper finds FF through FP and gets addicted. Alice makes moves to help him with it, but he doesn't want help. "So you're choosing FanFiction over me?" "Well. . . ."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Devils Perfection by Nessie's bff reviews
Read the first chapter to find out everything
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella