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Story archive for the AwkWard Contest. Please see profile for details.

One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 302 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strapped by queenofpancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - by bananapancakes7 & queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Just Happened That Way by queenofpancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - by queenofgrey & bananapancakes7 - Some things take careful planning, some things never go as planned, & some things aren't planned at all. - E/B - Rated M for secondhand embarrassment & horrible sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Virgin Millionaire by TG81 reviews
Edward Cullen, successful and handsome and a virgin. What happens when he goes to a matchmaker to find a spouse? My contest entry for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for awkward dry humping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Zip It by EJ Santry reviews
Capitol Hill staffer, Edward, has been admiring a beautiful passenger on his morning commute on the Metro. When he finally gets close enough to talk to her, will it be the moment everything goes right or wrong? For the Awkward Contest. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cinnamon Bread and Awkward Head by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Problem Below by venis-envy reviews
AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with BurdenedThunder for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for lemons and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Problem Below by BTWriter reviews
AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with Venis envy for the AwkWard contest. M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confounded Courtship by silentmekare reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" Contest. AH Bella thinks Edward hates her. Edward knows sometimes things never go as planned, especially with distractions like Bella Swan to deal with. Can these two turn a heap of wrongs into a right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pissed Off by summerleigh81 reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" contest. A dorky Edward meets a beautiful Bella at the beach and what's the first thing he does? Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Don'ts of Dating a Police Chief's Daughter by Nayaritism reviews
Edward finds himself in a stressful situation . . ."I was going to kill Bella for making me agree to this." My entry of the AwkWard Contest. AH/One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward - Complete
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Life According to Plan by unicornhime reviews
Edward finally makes his move... in a laundromat. My entry for the AwkWard Contest. AH One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inhale Her by Lawn Girl reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Chang and Eng by quijibo reviews
Emmett and Edward are brothers who have difficulty when it comes to certain... practices. Written for the AwkWard contest. AH/OOC/some bad taste smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Love Me Awkward, Love Me True by Buff82 reviews
Bella's rebellious ways have landed her in trouble once again. After being transferred to yet another school, she befriends Alice and develops an interesting relationship with Edward. Entry for the AwkWard contest. A/H Rated M for language and sexuality
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,707 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete