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The tales of Captain, Al, and Techie. Let there be squishing.

A Very Squishy Christmas by Twinings reviews
Good food, lots of presents to open, crippling holiday depression...no, that can't be right. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Net Gain by Twinings reviews
This kind of thing was happening more and more often... CATverse 3.3
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
A Measure of Trust by Twinings reviews
Well, it wasn't exactly like picking up a hitchhiker...much the same way that falling asleep under a dumpster behind a bar isn't exactly the same as wandering around dark alleys...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Surprise! by Twinings reviews
Why did this kind of thing have to keep happening on Christmas? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Danse Macabre by Twinings reviews
Death at midnight plays a dance tune, Zig, zig, zig, on his violin. The winter wind blows and the night is dark, Moans are heard in the linden trees. Through the gloom, white skeletons pass, Running and leaping in their shrouds. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Smell of Victory by Twinings reviews
I love the smell of fear toxin in the morning...and in the afternoon...and on into the night if the Scarecrow's minion has anything to say about it. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
April Showers by Twinings reviews
Raining violets? No. It was raining rain. CATverse 3.6
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Significance of the Number Three by Twinings reviews
After all these years, his girls could still surprise him...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Menagerie: The Cottontail Tale by Twinings reviews
This was the beginning of the end...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Lakeside Property in Hell by Twinings reviews
We all know better than to use telephones. Seriously. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
A Matter Not to Be Spoken of Again by Twinings reviews
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins. And, most importantly, everyone shuts up about it later. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Prank War by Twinings reviews
April Fools' Day in Gotham can be such a drag. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, The Joker
Listening In by Twinings reviews
Some conversations invite audience participation. Other times, eavesdropping is best. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Chapel of Lurve by Twinings reviews
There are good places to hide, and then there are...other places. But when Batman's involved, a villain doesn't have much choice. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
PiƱa Coladas by Twinings reviews
...and getting caught in the rain. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Cross Road Blues by Twinings reviews
The sun goin' down, boy. Dark gonna catch me here. -CATverse 2.1-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
A Walk in the Park by Twinings reviews
A walk in the park. A cakewalk. Easy pickings. Like taking candy from a baby. What could possibly go wrong? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Stay Out of the Alley by Twinings reviews
It started with Valentine's Day. Things went downhill from there. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Aquatic Nocturne by Twinings reviews
Thoughts that found a maze of mermaid hair Tangling in the tide's green fall Now fold their wings like bats and disappear Into the attic of the skull. CATverse 3.9
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Truce in the Trenches by Twinings reviews
A very Squishy Christmas it may be, but something's clearly missing...MINIONS! [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Another Year Older by Twinings reviews
You know what they say: another year older, another year...older, anyway. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Short and Spiffy by Twinings reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Gestures by Twinings reviews
Judge a man not by the clothes he wears, but by the clothes he buys for you. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Rock and a Hard Place by Twinings reviews
Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
CATfight by Twinings reviews
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold. And when things fall apart, boy do they fall apart. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
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