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CRACKING the CRACK: Naruto Crack Pairings Haven
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Focus: Anime/Manga Naruto, Since: 01-06-06
Founder: ms.marigold - Stories: 38 - Followers: 11 - Staff: 2 - id: 26875
Cracking the Crack is a Haven of well written Naruto fanfics that features Crack Het Pairings. Everything crack is in here.

Roses too Red, Violets so Blue by Arianna Cross reviews
Her eyes are not the colour white. His eyes not always red. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loose Threads by RurouniGochan reviews
Kakashi x Kurenai centered drabbles, each standing on their own and written on whims. Dedicated to those who love this pairing, even without knowing why. KakaKure
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Never Meant to Be by Acerbitas reviews
Hinata's father passes away, and the Hyuugas feel pressured to marry her to a responsible and powerful leader. Rather short. NejixHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Irresistible game by Bishounenchaser reviews
...but he was just so handsome and so seductive. His voice was like silk and his words wrapped around her entrancing...Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Kurenai Y., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad boys by rei tsusanami reviews
Hinata likes Naruto but unfortunately Naruto doesn't like her back. Now there are three guys trying as hard as they could to catch Hinata's attention. see them fight for attention while trying to kill Naruto SasuHina, NejiHina, GaaraHina. NEW CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 7/11/2004
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Strength and Weakness by Santeira reviews
You are strong, far stronger than you yourself thinkā€¦ ShinoHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Picking up Pieces by Bishounenchaser reviews
Piece by piece he clicked the pieces together. Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Quirk of Fate by Ladii-Chocolate reviews
[Shikamaru x Hinata] Leaving trials and tribulations from the past behind them, they allowed fate to work its magic. Unlike her cousin, however, destiny didn't do them a disservice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Her Light to His Shadow by Ladii-Chocolate reviews
[SasuHina, NejiIno, NaruSaku, KakaKure] She was the light to his obscurity, and he was the shadow that always protected her...but adversity can tear even the subtlest of affections apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Like Summer by TakeHeart reviews
[Oneshot] Iruka, Anko, and a conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Gravity by soul vacation reviews
Time has passed, and everyone has grown. Hinata is now the head of her family, and Neji is in ANBU. Neither of them realizes that what they lack in their lives, they can find in one another. (NejiHinata, multi-part, complete)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,719 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Understanding by amwong88 reviews
[ONESHOT] He needed more than the Byakugan to understand what she wanted. NejiIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
Tension by sharingank reviews
Even the Kazekage needs a little tender loving care once in a while...GaaraSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fireflies by sharingank reviews
Despite their circumstances, they dance. [NejiXHina oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Question Game by aznanime-eyes reviews
Lee challenges, Neji loses. Now, Neji must do Lee's bidding for one month. [NejiSaku, SOME LeeSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
Learning How to Breathe by Sunfreak reviews
Because some things have to change, and others never will. HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2003
Alone No More by Hokai Amplifier reviews
Kurenai drags Kakashi to do some matchmaking with two of Konoha's most eligible- Hinata Hyuuga and Sasuke Uchiha! Pairings: HinaXSasu slight KakaXKure warning: slight-slash-major fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Butterflies by Kagezuchi reviews
Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,068 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003