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New HP stories that sound even a bit interesting. Lots of crap, with a few diamonds. My preferences: Independent!Harry, Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry, rare pairings, AU, spotlight off Harry's friends... My peeves: Slash, HGinny, fluff, abused!Harry, raped!Harry, female!Harry, MPREG, emo, too much Weasleys, Severitus... Of course, there will be exceptions, but these are general guidelines stories in this archive will follow.

The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rebirth of Time by Piccolo999 reviews
After losing everyone he loves to Voldemort, Harry goes back in time to change things, but he might just be making them worse. Somewhat of an alternate universe fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,046 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Prodigy by Milarqui reviews
Being rewritten as Prodigy: Born Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,279 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry of the Jungle by Tanaxanth reviews
Abandonded: AU Harry abandonded by the Dursleys in the Congo at age 6. How will he survive, what will he learn about himself and how will the Wizarding world, react at the news their Golden Boy is missing and presumed dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Jaded Brothers: Trials of Magic by Blueberry Blaster reviews
AU - Part I. Hayden Alexander Potter. Harry James Potter. Brothers; twins. Only one is slated to be the world's saviour. One lives a loved life; the other, hardship. The trials of their first year at Hogwarts will forever change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,744 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., OC
More Than A Pretty Face by Black Knight 03 reviews
Fleur uses her new powers of persuasion to get into the Ministry of Magic and break Harry out. FD-HP AU starts at the end of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
Life Outside Quidditch by Black Knight 03 reviews
Harry and Katie find a life outside Qudditch. HP-KB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Katie B. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 968 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Black Brothers: The Horcruxes Hunt by Maud Greyluck reviews
What if Sirius didn't threw out Slytherin's locket but kept it and asked a certain house-elf a very important question? How fast everything can go to hell? Is blood indeed thicker than water and how far a man can go to save his child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,778 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Gryffindor by Phoenix61094 reviews
Harry has just found out about the prophecy. He must now prepare himself for the final battle against Voldemort or all will be lost. Independent Harry. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P.
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 245 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Codename: Joker by Ruby Lunaris reviews
-Death Note crossover- What if, the day after Voldemort's attack on the Potters sixteen years ago, the Dursley's dump baby Harry on the steps of an orphanage called Wammy's House. How will the wizarding world react when they finally locate their long lost savior and meet his brothers? (Independent!Smart!Gray!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., L
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 4,453 - Follows: 5,834 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 4,484 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Contradiction of Facts by serious.effort reviews
Harry is sent to the past through the actions of an Unspeakable of questionable sanity. Still, it's an opportunity of an unique sort. Now he just has to manage to live until 1995. AU pre5th. Harry/Andromeda pairing - On Hold - 2009 sucked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Andromeda T.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Belcris reviews
AU. Someone stopped Harry from being left with the Dursleys and saved Sirius from spending 12 years in Azkaban. Now it's time for Harry to take his place in the world and he's ready for it, with a little help from a certain red head penpal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,929 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Death's Incarnate by Shujin1 reviews
Lily Potter's pleas for her son caught the attention of someone it shouldn't have. Now that Death has taken a personal interest in him, what is life for Harry going to be like? Covers First Year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,790 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
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