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Stories from the DarkLordPotter library HumorParody section. We stress quality, and very little slash will be added. Dark humor and obscure plots primarily.
by Barkeeper reviews
..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough
by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 768 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Indirect Approach
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 219 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
What Do You Mean By 'Defeat?
by Miss Whiskers reviews
Sometimes, the worst mistake you can make is to cheat in a very important game of chess. The second worst thing is inform Dumbledore ten minutes after you were caught cheating at said game... A very odd story about the politically correct term 'defeat'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events
by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 283 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord
by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Ginny's Potion Woes
by The-Caitiff reviews
Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of
by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 188 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 392 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed
by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned
by FanFictionFantom reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever
by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
The seven sins of Harry
by Flametongue reviews
Harry stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters, each one representing a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time
by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Half of Dueling Range
by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Flying Without A Broom
by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Hatal Fart Attack
by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh
by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weapons of Mass Destruction
by veglover89 reviews
Harry is shocked to find that a trusted friend is planning a preemptive strike against Romania. Meanwhile, Voldemort is busy stockpiling new weapons. Spoof
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
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by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot The Castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.