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A collection of weird and original fics that will boggle the mind...hopefully. Okay, they're just really, really strange!

Raine Check by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
I’m sorry, but the IC, coherent, and sane fic you were hoping to read is currently unavailable. If you leave your name and number after the tone, we can give you a Raine Check... [Ch. 7: Pies and parodies.]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,359 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/7/2005
Ignorance by Nightfoot reviews
Kratos is horrified one day to discover that Mithos has never recieved 'The Talk'. And, well, SOMEONE has to do it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Kratos A., Mithos Y. - Complete
Don't Overdo It! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Kratos's rather obsessive healing of Lloyd as compared to everyone else comes to light, and it leads to rude speculation from the party about his certain preferences, Lloyd's confusion, and the wrath of Yggdrasill himself. Not yaoi, obviously humorous oyako galore.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
I see Chokmah, I see Daath by Adreus reviews
Don't look now, but there's an Asch headed this way and either he's got a knife in his pants or he just saw Natalia. —AschNatalia, Guy, Luke.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Asch, Natalia] Guy, Luke - Complete
Detention by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Edward gets detention. Umbridge is not amused.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Dolores U., Edward E. - Complete
Kratos's Birthday by Fried Cheesecake reviews
Lloyd is trying to find enough candles. Zelos is trying to find his purpose. Kratos is trying to find out why there's something that looks suspiciously like a narwhal in his living room. And Yuan is still, damn it, still trying to find his ring.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009
Santa Kratos AKA: The Night Before TOS Christmas by SilverWind9 reviews
A (hopefully) humourous seasonal story. Happy holidays, everyone!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004
Jealousy Bonding by cloudyautumn reviews
Who knew that Sheena and Colette would find common ground due to a really bad assumption? Hints of Oyako/friendships. LK,SC. oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kratos A. - Complete
What to do in a Desert by Ryna-chan reviews
What could anyone possibly do to entertain themself while walking in a wasteland? Lloyd Irving should think more about these kinds of things
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Lloyd I.
Pet Peeve by freakyanimegal reviews
KOR oneshot, SPOILERS. "WHO DID IT?" The room turned to see a very ticked Eternal Swordsman in the doorway, feathers swirling around as he gave them a glare even Kratos might've been intimidated with. "WHO SQUEEZED IT FROM THE MIDDLE?" Emil paled....
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 435 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 6470 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2006
Red by justicejustice reviews
Red, the color that embodied the one thing that Lloyd hated most- the color that was now covering his father's hands. Brief Oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Drapple: A tale of heartbreak by Kokotheevilone reviews
ONESHOT The story of Drapple, how it began and ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
87: Dress by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
"You don't wear the light very well!" The two prettiest warriors in the war argue about fashion. Cecil develops quite the temper.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cecil H., Kuja - Complete
My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,129 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2005
Cuffs by Ultra-Geek reviews
Logan and Scott’s rivalry has come to a head in an all out prank war. Fortunately, Xavier has come up with a solution.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Bazinga by LulaMadison reviews
Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Loki - Complete
The Twelve Days of Annoyances by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The cast of KH belt out their carol of complaints to all who wish to hear. Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", only this doesn't have a Christmas theme at all. Affectionate parody of the KH franchise
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Terra, Aqua - Complete
Didn't You Get the Memo? by TamIsMyFather reviews
An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 287 - Words: 34,590 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
The Little Mermako by pinkaffinity reviews
No explanation needed. IT'S MERMAKO.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Texted Horrors of Fangirlism by MarleneShadowheart reviews
Oneshot! When Sherlock receives a frightening text message from overobsessive fangirls, he's forced to admit the one thing he knows absolutely nothing about: JohnLock pairings. No doubt this is CRAAACK!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Finger by AmazonTurk reviews
Various characters get The Finger throughout the game. Read about their reactions here. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Season of Such Infinite Labor by Mara Greengrass reviews
“Please repeat, Batman,” Tim said. “Because I could have sworn you said. . .”
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
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