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Founder: crazyperson17 - Stories: 25 - Followers: 0 - Staff: 6 - id: 75400
No this is NOT community for crazed Twilight fans. This is a community for crazed ANTI-Twilight fans! Here we can freely hate twilight. All anti-twilight stuff I have written will be here for your enjoyment! So enjoy! But heres the thing. You must hate twilight or else. Yeah or else you can't come! Haha! There are some stories that Twilight people may enjoy BUT BEWARE. And don't say I didn't warn ya.

Decode My Heart by BadLuckVixen13 reviews
In a world where a Mary-Sue controls everyone around her, one girl appears and changes everything. A Team Jacob/Anti-Bella Twilight Fanfiction. JacobxOc, EdwardxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Twisted by The Forbidden Truth reviews
I never knew that you could be punished for having a different opinion. But then I ended up here. In Bella Swan's body no less. How in the world am going to get out of this one? AU/Semi-rewrite. Anti-Twilight. Character bashing. Concrit welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,432 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
How To Write A Vampire Novel by Guns-N'-Rocksalt reviews
Here's a little how to guide to help aspiring authors write a decent vampire novel. Warning, this is an anti-Twilight fanfiction and flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
That's What She Said! by Kaiaa reviews
A simple joke led to a school year of love, laughter, and... inappropriate behavior. Ah well. That's what you get when you put six 8th graders together at Forks Middle School! ALL HUMAN. B/E, R/Em, A/J.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Dressing up with the Cullens by Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
My Version Of Twilight by crazyperson17 reviews
My friend came up with this one day. Is so funny, so check it out! A skit that makes fun of the Twilight Saga. Read it! Kate wrote it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
ALICE CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
For the Love of All that is Good and Watermelon by crazyperson17 reviews
Heres to randomness! YAY! Story about Edward and Bella and the ultimate evil... Watermelons
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward