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Operation Cheer Up Granger But Don't Die Trying by MyPhoenixLament reviews
It made the world seem a little unbalanced; Granger was supposed to be Grangerish, and that was simply a fact of life. In which Hermione behaves oddly, Draco goes to ridiculous lengths, and Harry has no idea what's going on. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All Malfoys are Ferrets by YWotW reviews
All Malfoys are Ferrets. No Grangers are Ferrets. Unless a certain Granger is a Malfoy. Then that Granger is a Ferret. Too bad that Granger was soon to be a Weasel. Then that Weasel cannot be a Ferret. Which is why something had to be done. Fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Forget to Hold Up the Sky by Schermionie reviews
There is a kind of love called maintenance, but no matter how hard it can be sometimes, they're the only ones who can keep each other in the air. :Dramione, drabble, flufftastic!:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death By Houseelf by twin-v reviews
When his house-elf tries to kill him, Draco turns to Hermione for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Essays by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Macaroni and Salsa, or Why Hermione Is Crying by silvermisery reviews
A fic completely in dialogue. Warning: Major Fluff ahead. Dramione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Absurd Halloween by lazer-angel reviews
If ever there was a holiday to be despised, it was Halloween. Why? Because it had severely injured his hair. His hair. His beautiful, luxurious hair. And if there was anything worse, it was having it mocked in its time of much needed condolence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bored Of You by Heptagon reviews
Draco wants to dump Hermione but things do not go according to his plans and somehow he ends up in a situation where getting beaten by Potter and Weasley actually sounds like a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The cat of Hogwarts by Lindygirl16 reviews
one-shot, two years after Hogwarts, Draco finds a cat in a tower and tells her everything that is bothering him, not knowing that there is no such thing as an normal cat in Hogwarts... sweet and inocent Dramione. epiloge of last book never happend!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Need of Green by lazer-angel reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day, and Hermione comes to realize that she owns nothing green. Nothing. Sore and irritated with getting pinched, she's desperate. And it just so happens that her roommate is a Slytherin...so he's sure to own something green. Isn't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Solid Ground by twin-v reviews
Hermione travels to Australia on a search for her parents. Neville offers to accompany her and, much to their surprise, so does Draco. Written for the dmhgficexchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Contemplation by Cherished Dreams reviews
As he waits for her, he contemplates over them. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Party by lazer-angel reviews
At a party, there's an argument between Hermione, Ginny, and Malfoy about who has more self control. Hermione and Ginny say women do, but Malfoy says men do. But who can prove it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thongs by lazer-angel reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss an interesting subject: Thongs. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Hate You, If Only by lazer-angel reviews
She hated Voldemort. She hated Harry. She hated Ron. She hated Ginny, Cho, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Padma, Parvati, Blaise, Pansy, Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Moody, and the world. But at that moment, she hated Malfoy the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Deepest Fear by lazer-angel reviews
She was happy, she really was. She had a loving husband, a beauty that even the stars would envy, and all the riches she could dream of. But on Hallows' eve, many changes can happen, throwing her life completely out of balance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aftereffects by zarah joyce reviews
Take one Hermione Granger, one Draco Malfoy. Have them drink a love potion. Lock them up in a room together...oh, what fun! With HG and RP. Warning: Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Holy Pants of Ravenclaw! If I had known that Muggles could do this I wouldn't have gone on about Purebloods so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Working Ethics by formerlyknownasone reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter's Party by twin-v reviews
Harry wants a party. Draco and Hermione have to plan it. Written for the Who Would Have Guessed Ficathon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dictionary by Hanako A reviews
The dictionary Hermione summons when trying to settle an argument in Scrabble isn't the standard one she was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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