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Stories about Emmett. All kinds. If your Team Emmett this is a great community for you.
by Becca962 reviews
HIATUS The Cullen's have accidentaly created a new vampire, Kevin. Kevin has the power to travel back in time. How can Emmett have fun with this power? Sequel to Reunion Gone Wrong, but will make sense without it. Multi chapter. Will be funny! OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Emmett
Emmett Plays with Matches
by Becca962 reviews
Emmett makes a mistake and Alice is mad. She destroys Emmett's Jeep. Revenge war ensues! Post BD One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
by Becca962 reviews
Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
by Becca962 reviews
Jasper buys a jet. Emmett wants to fly it. What happens when Emmett gets a strange idea and Alice can't stop him? Rated K . :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Vampire or Penguin? Vampenguin!
by Becca962 reviews
Emmett needs another vacation. Carlisle and Esme decide to go with to keep him out of trouble. Will they have any luck? If I want my story to be funny they won't! :D Rated T Totally funny! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
by Abandoned Anarchy Angel reviews
What would happen if Alice and Emmett were to fall in love? And if Rosalie were to turn to Edward for comfort, would they learn something new about each other? I apologise for the bad summary! I promise the story is much better! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
by kalenapaige93 reviews
Paying no attention, Bella begins to doodle in class which leads to her discovering new feelings. Her life will be forever changed by one drawing, she will reevaluate her life and poossibly be lead to her death. CHAPTERS EDITED. NEW CHAPTERS TO COME SOON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,783 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Bella for Now
by NathanielRose reviews
EmmettxBella love story. They get closer until, things happen that change lives. Edward and Bella then need to talk and all that jazz. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! ALL BELONGS TO STEPHENIE MEYER! poll on profile! go now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Spain and Supergalactic Space Travelers
by Becca962 reviews
Used to be called Vacations. Another one of my Emmett stories! Emmet takes the guys on an Itergalctic adventure with spaceships, illegal activity, and hobos. Alice takes the girls to Spain. Really Funny series of 4 chapters and an epilogue. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens
by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Emmett! Stop it you pinkeyed fartbag!
by Purple Staplers reviews
Emmett gets punished for being mean to Bella. Follow the adventures of a summer with the Cullens. WARNING: it is really OOC in the first chapter and probs will be in other chapters too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008
Dare for the Cullens
by Bookcoolie97 reviews
When the Cullen family and Jacob engage thmselves in a game of Dare the Dares keep getting weirder. Then you have the Brett man.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Emmett
finding true love
by SFJ0813 reviews
emmettxbella Edward brakes up with Bella and Emmett comforts her will it be true love... rosalie and bella are very close and rosalie and emmett are divorced but are friends
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Emmett
by HeartOfACrow reviews
These are classical how to's.How to get kicked out of random places and more.Gives a list then shows characters put it in action.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Breaking the Impossible
by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Fun, fun, fun
by chickenwinglegolas reviews
Emmett is bored, so what does he do? He goes to a computer lab to mess with the mortals! KEPT UP FOR SENTIMENTAL REASONS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett - Complete
by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Daily fun with Emmett in 3 easy steps: Part 1, The Wonderful Cullens at Forks High: Emmett before Twilight. Part 2: Emmett's Random Events and Part 3 Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, To Camp We Go!The Cullens all go camping! Includes Chinese, so read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Can Vampires Get Drunk?
by SpunkInaMusca reviews
Em and Jazz are about to find out. Eternity is starting to look a lot more attractive through the rosy glow of alcohol, so get ready for insanity, jazz hands, Rocky Balboa and our two favourite vamps. A look at Twilight while ridiculously hung-over.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Don't Get Mad Get Even
by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
Fun with the Cullens
by DeadlyPrecious reviews
Ok so just some random fun with the cullens! example for my contest!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008
Brother For Sale
by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
by Super UNnatural reviews
Not a good title for a story, but I couldn't think of anything. Don't get between Bella and her cookies. Read to find out why. Better than it sounds, hopefully. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens
by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
The Cullen Tales
by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
A collection of Twilight oneshots that are totally random. Includes: AU, AH, AV, and anything else you can think of. Ratings will range, but will all be from K-T. Please read, and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
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by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete