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Ever wanted to read that rare, completed, well written story? Well this is the place! We have some of the craziest, most interesting, and exotic stories written. SlashHetNo pairings! Mostly Hp and Stargate SG1 and SGA
The Shock of it All
by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Harry. Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Rated M for cussing. Harry's a bit of an ass. On Hiatus... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,819 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Luna L.
If Looks Could Kill
by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 592 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print
by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 618 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak
by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
It's Not Personal
by Deborah Peters reviews
While Harry's fifth-year Care of Magical Creatures class was studying Bowtruckles, the N.E.W.T.-level class was studying Jarveys. What is a Jarvey? Well, just ask it, and it'll probably have something to say to you... although you might not like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004
Silky Hair and Other Charms
by Ayla Pascal reviews
Sequel to A Charming Man. Gilderoy tries to convince Snape to join him in creating hair care products.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete
by Equilly reviews
Celeborn the Wise hears a long-forgotten tale, twisted and transformed through the years, but at heart still the same as when it first came to be. Features the shaping of a young mind that goes on to foster western civilization. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Celeborn - Complete
by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 276 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Prince of Death
by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,608 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff
by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 6,608 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Care of Magical Middle Earth?
by Aranel Mereneth reviews
What happens when Middle-earth collides with Care of Magical Creatures? What is Hagrid up to now? What advice does Harry receive? My take on these crossovers, one-shot. Please review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
by Surplus Imagination reviews
Ginny Weasley is out for revenge against Harry’s annoying nobility complex. BatBogey’s are tame compared to this. Set in the summer after HBP. Warning: HBP Spoilers! OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet
by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Knock on the Door
by Lady Salazar reviews
Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ron W., Salazar S. - Complete
by Falling Tenshi reviews
When an experiment goes wrong and Salazar Slytherin is brought to the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Black Rock and Roll
by Mage-Alia reviews
Harry is swept through space and time to Lorderon near the beginning of the invasion of the burning legion and the rise of the Scourge. He’s on his own with no allies or friends, just himself and the will to survive his new world. Nopairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,365 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P.
July 27, 2007
by Sly Hufrawgry reviews
A crowded pub, Harry runs into a former schoolmate, a Ministry official appears, and Lucius Malfoy is not amused... Probably not quite what you expect. This fic sticks to canon – in a twisted sort of way. Read with care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror!
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tom and Jerry: The Harry Potter Days
by MrandMrsTemple reviews
Tom and Jerry's lives are monotonous until they are bought by the famous boy wizard Harry Potter. When Dumbledore assigns them to protect him as he commences his life at Hogwarts, their lives are turned completely upside down. Reviews wanted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tom and Jerry - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,127 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 4/21/2010
by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror
by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 5,378 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete