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Ever wanted to read that rare, completed, well written story? Well this is the place! We have some of the craziest, most interesting, and exotic stories written. SlashHetNo pairings! Mostly Hp and Stargate SG1 and SGA

It's Not Personal by Deborah Peters reviews
While Harry's fifth-year Care of Magical Creatures class was studying Bowtruckles, the N.E.W.T.-level class was studying Jarveys. What is a Jarvey? Well, just ask it, and it'll probably have something to say to you... although you might not like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004
Silky Hair and Other Charms by Ayla Pascal reviews
Sequel to A Charming Man. Gilderoy tries to convince Snape to join him in creating hair care products.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete
Of Rings by Equilly reviews
Celeborn the Wise hears a long-forgotten tale, twisted and transformed through the years, but at heart still the same as when it first came to be. Features the shaping of a young mind that goes on to foster western civilization. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Celeborn - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by EmotionCalledBlood reviews
The tale of the Lord of the Rings told from a perspective which you've never seen before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Prince of Death by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,608 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Care of Magical Middle Earth? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
What happens when Middle-earth collides with Care of Magical Creatures? What is Hagrid up to now? What advice does Harry receive? My take on these crossovers, one-shot. Please review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
WooDoo by Surplus Imagination reviews
Ginny Weasley is out for revenge against Harry’s annoying nobility complex. BatBogey’s are tame compared to this. Set in the summer after HBP. Warning: HBP Spoilers! OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Knock on the Door by Lady Salazar reviews
Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ron W., Salazar S. - Complete
The Factors by Falling Tenshi reviews
When an experiment goes wrong and Salazar Slytherin is brought to the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Black Rock and Roll by Mage-Alia reviews
Harry is swept through space and time to Lorderon near the beginning of the invasion of the burning legion and the rise of the Scourge. He’s on his own with no allies or friends, just himself and the will to survive his new world. Nopairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P.
July 27, 2007 by Sly Hufrawgry reviews
A crowded pub, Harry runs into a former schoolmate, a Ministry official appears, and Lucius Malfoy is not amused... Probably not quite what you expect. This fic sticks to canon – in a twisted sort of way. Read with care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tom and Jerry: The Harry Potter Days by MrandMrsTemple reviews
Tom and Jerry's lives are monotonous until they are bought by the famous boy wizard Harry Potter. When Dumbledore assigns them to protect him as he commences his life at Hogwarts, their lives are turned completely upside down. Reviews wanted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tom and Jerry - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,937 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 4/21/2010
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Meeting Mrs Lovegood by The One-Winged Author reviews
While at the mall with the Dursleys, Harry runs into Luna Lovegood. How will the Dursleys handle meeting the odd radish earring girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Vernon D., Luna L. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,197 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7959 - Favs: 14,454 - Follows: 6,259 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Eschew Obfuscation by buddyblack reviews
Harry dies during his battle with Voldemort in the Triwizard Tournament and wakes up as...a four-year-old! Harry reincarnated...kind of... Read inside for better summary...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,978 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P.
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