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Basements, Batman and the Art of Quiet Flip Flops by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
If there is anything that you should take away from this tale, it's that Edward is a smart boy, no cats were harmed and nobody, I repeat, nobody has a golden snatch. My entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
My Boss's Secret by twiobsession14 reviews
Have you ever had to keep a secret that wasn't yours? Bella has kept her mouth shut for three long years, feeling guiltier everyday, but one sandwich changes everything. My FML Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dark Nights and Better Days by coolbreeeze reviews
Jasper reflects back on the worst 48 hours of his life. Can anything turn his luck around? Entry for the FML contest. Contains male slash…you’ve been warned. Rated M for language/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jasper - Complete
The trials and tribulations of tainted tweets by lobsters4ever1 reviews
Twitter can make so many lives easier …or so Bella thought. Entry for the FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
So, How'd You Two Meet? by wandb reviews
Can you really find true love online? Edward doesn’t think so. But then, he’s never met someone like Bella before. My entry for the FML contest. AH. B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
If Your Girl Only Knew by IccaSpriggs reviews
My entry for the FML Contest. Bella and Edward spend some time alone, but do they know they have a visitor. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cadets and the Inverted Snake Tamer by Greenabsinthia reviews
Bella and Edward find themselves in a bit of trouble. What happens? Read to find out. My entry for the FML contest. AH and OOC. Rated M. Disclaimer: This fic is rated M for a reason. It contains underage drinking, as well as sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Stings by araeo reviews
Edward's having a bad day. Nothing is cooperating, not even the weather. When it has him wondering if anything else could go wrong, can he come away from the day from Hell with someone very, very right? Entry for the FML Contest. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fool In Love by teacupsNmints reviews
Bella believes James is a dream come true. After relocating across country to be near him, she quickly learns that if something seems too good to be true, it just might be. Written for the FML contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella
The Applicant by twilly reviews
FML Contest O/S. Unemployed Bella interviews with Edward and Vlad for a job at the local market.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cockblocked by randommama reviews
Edward had been missing girlfriend,Bella,all week & wanted nothing more then to make up for lost time and get himself laid.But,the sight of his Gran making a spectacle of herself was an effective cockblock. Was O/S entry for FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pleasure in Memories by Jhrbrown reviews
Oneshot entry for FML Contest. James is heartbroken and alone. One meeting with the person he lost pieces him together again, that is until he finds something devestating in his "Inbox". JamesxEmmett Slash. Rated M for lemons and foul mouths, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James, Emmett - Complete
Twin by Savannah-Vee reviews
Entry for the FML contest. 'Jasper and I used to say we were twins.' Jasper does something one day, that almost jeopardizes he and Bella's friendship. Bella, Jasper, Edward. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Little Grocery Store of Horrors by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward is spending his first winter break home from college working at the only grocery store in Forks. Can he keep his big mouth from getting him in trouble? "FML Contest" entry. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
Moonlit Rendezvous and Dirty Secrets by rmhale reviews
After a horrible day, Edward decides to drown his woes in beer and sex. Little did he know there are some things you can't erase . My entry for the FML contest. E/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Don't Mess With Mother Nature by yogacat reviews
Bella has a trip from hell that's also full of surprises. My entry for FML Contest. AU/AH Adult Content/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Big Bang by Ana Fluttersby reviews
This is my entry for the FML contest. Edward had been in love with Bella since they were children. They were best friends and he didn t think it was mutual so he kept it quiet to save their friendship, until he saw he could really lose her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mechanical Difficulties by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
This is not just a girl meets girl love story. This is the story of the evolution of Rosalie Hale. Rose picks Bella out of the crowd, but sometimes you have to watch what you say. Entry for the FML contest, continued into a full story. R/B AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,376 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Engaging Texts by melonscraps reviews
O/S for FML Contest. Bella and Edward are getting married in a month. While Edward is away for work, Bella begins texting a man she does not know. What happens when he confesses his love for her and his desires for thier life together? AH, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But It's My Special Day by stupidsuckedinreader reviews
FML Contest Entry. Every girl dreams of her wedding day. A day that is supposed to be perfect, but sometimes it’s not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
My Last Name Should Be Murphy by CarminMoon reviews
Attending a new school can be stressful, the most unexpected things can happen. Edward has been there before. Will this time be different? An FML Contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Chubster 2 point 0 by evenflo78 reviews
Conformity? 300 bucks, sweat, tears & more. Rediscovering yourself, strawberries, play-doh, & yum? Priceless. My entry to the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dangers of Sleep Walking by KaseyM1113 reviews
When Rose takes a walk in her sleep there are surprising results. FML contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
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