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This C2 is dedicated to Harry as being an aristocrat, rich, a politician, smart, independent and many, many others. It also has a large collection of humor-classified pieces. If its truly good, it goes here and you should truly take the time to read each and every one.____No slash___No anime___No crossovers__
by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or
by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 6,021 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them
by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff
by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 7,110 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Why is it Orange?
by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë
by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time
by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 4,727 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
All Good Things
by Zephros reviews
Bereft in a new world, one seemingly absent of a known danger, he must make a new life; haunted by both his past and by familiar faces acting in strange new ways. Yet, there is a lesson he must learn. That all good things come with sacrifice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,982 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P.
End Of the Line
by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry and the Hobgoblins
by respitechristopher reviews
Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 6,407 - Follows: 676 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Plugging Some Holes With a Handwave or Two
by Lineape reviews
When an author 'Handwaves' something, that means they plug a plot hole with a flimsy explanation. JKR loves doing this, but sadly, she doesn't do it well. Shall I plug those holes myself? Well, I'll do my best at least. Oneshots, Twoshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P.
The Beginning of the End
by Mreeb reviews
PS/SS AE. Dumbledore does not return from the Ministry to Hogwarts in time to stop Voldemort from acquiring the Philosopher's Stone. A one-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wizards are stupid
by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin
by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Greater Good
by Blank402 reviews
Dumbledore and Grindelwald combined forces and carved out an empire for "the greater good". Now, Harry must enter this confusing world and decide for himself what the Greater Good truly is. AU. Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,799 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword
by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 7,658 - Follows: 9,252 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed
by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
The End Of The World
by AWMPerry reviews
Possibly the fluffiestever take on the apocalypse. The Earth's orbit is about to take the planet through the middle of a massive asteroid swarm, and the world has a few months to face certain death. Call me strange, but I actually see the ending here as q
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Best Revenge
by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6406 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Golden Age
by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 446 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete