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Tired of the same old stories? Want something totally ramdom and illogical that still somehow works? Want to see two people who haven't even met before do it? The answer is simple, Crack Pairings! Only the best in pure, unrefined, undiluted crack allowed!
by Victoria Levi reviews
You are never too old to have a school girl crush. one shot crack pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Tsunade S., Chōji A. - Complete
by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
Choji wants his first kiss to be special, but two of his best friends; Ino and Sakura have other plans for that first kiss. Wonder who will steal Choji's first...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Chōji A., Itachi U. - Complete
What is This Love Being Based On?
by Ditter reviews
Just a short little crackfic for the reader's entertainment. What happens when Itachi visits Suna? A crack pairing of course! ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Kankuro, Itachi U. - Complete
by Uchiha Yumi reviews
What happens when hunting a man, it turns out he is the one hunting you? Itaten [ItaTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
by Mariagoner reviews
He had touched her first five years ago but now, nothing is the same. Naruto X Hinata Kabuto X Hinata. Dark AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y.
A Ninja in My Garden
by kacey9tails reviews
When Temari and her team get back to their village, is something new sprouting in her garden? a oneshot kabuXTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Kabuto Y., Temari - Complete
Take Two Aspirins and Call me in the Morning
by ho.wide.world reviews
The life of a prankster isn't easy, a professional like Umino Iruka knows, that's why it’s always important to have your own personal medical ninja... in training. [KabutoxIruka.. for short KabuIru...?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Kabuto Y., Iruka U. - Complete
Capture the King!
by yukuro reviews
Shikamaru finally comes to understand why Neji hates his birthday. At least the others had fun. [ShikamaruxNeji]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
by StarlightPhoenix reviews
After Shikamaru helps Gaara to recover from the scars of his past, Gaara wonders if the feelings he has are something more. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Gaara, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Owari Nai Yume ni Tamesarete mo
by baldragnarok16 reviews
[Even When Tried by the Neverending Dream] They both felt empty, in one way or another. One was an outcast, the other misunderstood. They both believe in dreams, but how far will they go to ensure that their dreams become reality? Main pairing: NaruxTe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,296 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Tenten, Naruto U.
by vts reviews
Shizune watches Sakura grow as Tsunade's apprentice. Memories of a less than stellar introduction, pig troubles, training, and a wonderful celebration. Somehow, it'll all be worth it. [ShizuSaku, InoSaku, implied TsunaShizu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Shizune - Complete
by StrawberryGashed reviews
When Sasuke is awoken by Kabuto during the middle of the night, he discovers just how similar or different the two of them really are. [Mild KabuSasu, if you squint.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara as a Girl
by CraZy-AneH-GiRL reviews
Deidara have to pretend to be a girl named Deira to spying the Kyuubi, unconsciously He fall in love with a girl and now he's in confusion,,DeiSaku,, TRAGEDYHUMOR story,,[COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,672 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
I've Got The Girl
by Temari of the Desert reviews
ON HOLD: Will continue with STRUGGLE is finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006
by c0nfid3nt-Hinata reviews
Colors are diffrent, some stand out some don't. If Gaara were a flower.... [GaaraxIno] [ONESHOT] [GaaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
by clockwork starlight reviews
LJ request. A series of unfortunate events, life's just a walk in a morbid, unhappy, dying park. InoKakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
by Snitwick reviews
Tsunade and Hinata reminisce about the way they met. TsuHina. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Tsunade S., Hinata H. - Complete
by iamzuul reviews
kimi no vanilla suggested the summary should be: Kakashi and Kankurou meet and UST LIEK WOAH IT IS SO HOT, so now it is. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kankuro, Kakashi H. - Complete
by DarkSeductress reviews
Kankuro ponders the changes in Sakura's person as she saves his life. He wonders if Naruto and Sasuke will ever appreciate the woman, she has become. Spoilers for manga volumes 28 and 29.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Kankuro, Sakura H.
The Best Time for Flowers
by redex reviews
KankuNeji. It's the beginning of a war, the middle of the night, and the end of spiders.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
Spread Your Wings
by Angelus Eros Weiss reviews
Kankurou and Chouji meets. The Akimichi decides to take a few things off his chest and the puppeteer sees that they are not that different after all. Mild Shounen Ai KankuChou Kankurou x Chouji One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Chōji A., Kankuro - Complete
by Mrs.Foxx reviews
Once again he sighed sadly, because once again his little girl stared up at him smiling and waiting for her papa to come sing the rest of the lullaby, but that would'nt happen. he was still in Kohona. fluffy NejKanky
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Neji H., Kankuro
A Certain Kind of Warmth
by sharingank reviews
Kankuro is always warm. KankuroIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
by Angelic-Demonic Puppet reviews
Sakura asks the Sandman a simple favor, for her perfect man. But when his nosey sister get the request instead, sakura ends up having the two younger sand siblings fight over her. GaaraSakuraKankuro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kankuro
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by MisSs005 reviews
Even in the darkness you need a light that will guide you. Nonetheless-- will the light let itself be consumed, or will it have enough power to take the darkness away? KabuXShizu It's alive, baby!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Kabuto Y., Shizune