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Random Star Wars stories! I did not write any of them!

The Anakin Skyalker vs Palpatine Rap by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The final showdown of the Light and Dark Side all depends on how well Anakin and Palpatine can make their rhymes to the beat...See Star Wars like never before! Mwuahahaha!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
The Clash of the Lightsabers by XxXTheNamelessOneXxX reviews
Anakin broke his lightsaber for the 284th time and when he was fixing it, he melded it with a blue, a green and an orange lightsaber. PRETTY LIGHT SHOW! R&R plz! AU One-shot
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Palpatine's aka Puffypine's Bad Day by XxXTheNamelessOneXxX reviews
Puffypine gets hate mail and prank calls from random characters in random movies... MUST.GET.REVIEWS! I'm not updating til I get over 10 reviews!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker
Randomness With Random Characters & Apple Strudels by XxXTheNamelessOneXxX reviews
Prepare yourselves for randomness. This is probably my 2nd or 3rd story so please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Anakin Skywalker
The Phantom Play by XxXTheNamelessOneXxX reviews
Nemesis, Wolf, Blaze, Jess, and Tigress hear that some people are making a play about the Star Wars series. They force the SW Characters to watch it with them, and the actors butcher the play. AU, 1st in a series of 6. R&R please!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
50 ways to annoy Darth Vader by LittleSilverSquirrel reviews
50 fun ways to annoy your favorite dark Sith lord with a breathing problem! NO pencils were harmed in the writing of this story , but Palpatine is harmed many times! Now completed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Another Destroyed Lightsaber by ApatheticWayToBe reviews
Anakin vs. mystery opponent. His opponent is dead, but so is his lightsaber. How did it happen? Read on to find out.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Individuality: All Together Now by Valairy Scot reviews
Written for a challenge M*A*S*H whereone one is given a quotation and must write a story using the quotation. Obi-Wan's teenage rebellion is rather colorful and much to his master's satisfaction, if not Mace Windu's. Yoda, of course, is highly amused.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Taking One for the Team by Valairy Scot reviews
Anakin Skywalker and ObiWan Kenobi banter as they wait their chance to complete a mission with terrible consequences if they fail. Written to meet 3 specific conditions on another board as a gift exchange story for another author.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Essence of Amity by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Well, I know one thing's for sure, Master." "And what would that be?" "We did get them to unite with each other over a common enemy."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Heart Of A Sith by Shady-777 reviews
Oh no! The younglings are trapped in the temple with Darth Vader closing in on them! All seems lost until a visitor from a parallel universe arrives...a visitor with the power to change the course of history. Enter Darth Vulcanus, aka Luke Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,470 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Luke S. - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Change of Fate by CrazyAni reviews
What if the Force could grant your greatest desire? Luke Skywalker wishes to have known his father before he turned to the Dark Side. Could he change the fate of the galaxy by meeting Anakin? ROTS AU, timetravel. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,687 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Holonet by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
Luke is feeling depressed, and a little chatting on the Holonet manages to cheer him up...But soon evil begins to come near...Evil of a kind Luke had thought he would never see again. L/M. L/V.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,341 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
The User's Guide and Manual to Count Dooku by Derek Metaltron reviews
Inspired by a number of similar fics; Congratulations and thank you for your fine purchase of a Count Dooku Unit! Please read in order to get maximum fulfilment from your aged Sith Apprentice!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Count Dooku, A. Ventress - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Anakin Skywalker by Evey1812 reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of an ANAKIN Unit!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Armor of Vader by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Eye of the Storm. Less humor, more action, more romance, more angst, more drama, etc. The further adventures of the Fetts, Skywalkers, and Jedi Order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,445 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Star City, USA by Kenya Starflight reviews
A collection of oneshots set in the Eye of the Storm universe. Next Chapter: There Was Another. It's 1977, and a mysterious visitor arrives in Star City just as the film that started it all opens.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Crystal Blizzard by Kenya Starflight reviews
An Eye of the Storm Christmas story. Anakin and Luke spend Christmas with members of the fan club in Salt Lake... only to encounter an old foe and a plot against the city.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Chaos by Kenya Starflight reviews
An Eye of the Storm story. Luke and Trapper go to the movies, Boba Fett accepts a contract on an unusual bounty hunt, and Darth Vader gets drafted into a most unpleasant assignment... babysitting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete