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Founder: Jasmine Starlight - Stories: 23 - Followers: 4 - Staff: 1 - id: 21859
This is a crack fic ring! Or pairings that you can never find anywhere else. Otherwise known as crack pairings. Remember, every otp was crack once...

Konoha Academy by One Who Rides On The Wind reviews
[AU] Hinata’s been home schooled all her life and is now a newbie at high school. Will she be able to handle homework, friends and family at the same time? Reviewers' choice is decided! KakaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
A Twisted Rhapsody by Gigabomb reviews
A crack Soundnin story for those who like that sort of thing. Chapter 3: Birthday picnic, deer, and voyeurs who are far too familiar. Kidoumaru x Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Kidomaru, Ino Y.
Did I come at a Bad Time? by therealesther reviews
when shizune opened the door to the hokage's office, she never expected the sight that met her eyes...crack fic warning! Tsunade x GUESS WHO?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2005
Open a Window by bcfire reviews
Tenten must escort Gaara back to Suna. Crack pairing. GaaTen Title is craptastic, please give it a chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
OverHeated by mesplinda reviews
Contains SHOUNEN AI. SasoDei Sasori x Deidara. Slight Crack Fluff. Sasori may come off as grumpy, but is willing to help a friend in need. Sometimes the sun can really affect a person.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005
Tales of the Sannin by Aya-kun Rose reviews
The legendary trio are going to Target. Don't ask me why. I don't know yet. Tis just a crack fic. Oh yeah, and spoiler if you don't know who the Sannin are yet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Puppeteer by ren-ta-chan reviews
[Sasori x Sakura] He was the traitor. She was the one who was willing to accept him. Ratings may change. R&R please. Hints of other usual pairings. Chapter 6 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Flowers for Gaara by Ho-sama reviews
GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Light and Dark by The Caged Bird reviews
[Shounen ai: NejiSasu] Why is it you always want what you just threw away? Why is it you reject the very thing that will bring you love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Sweet Tooth by Jasmine Starlight reviews
Ichi's sweet tooth. IchixSatoi
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005
Manna by Jasmine Starlight reviews
IchiSatoi “Come on!” “No!” “Why not!” “There are a million reasons” “None of which are relevant at this moment” “You’re just horny!”
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005
Tease by Jasmine Starlight reviews
SatoixIchi Hasunuma grudgingly released Ichi from his stranglehold and stared at him stonily, Ichi innocently continued eating.“Have you gotten laid recently?” he accused. Ichi choked violently on his rice, “What kind of question is that!” he exclaimed
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005
This Is How A Heart Breaks by Jasmine Starlight reviews
Yaoihet. NejiSasu Sasuke’s slightly mordant Itachi just might be a sociopath. Maybe Gaara is from a broken home. Neji just may be in the closet. Maybe Naruto might be lonely. Maybe Kabuto needs someone to love. Maybe Kakashi might need someone to hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,817 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Clouds by Jasmine Starlight reviews
But Shikamaru was the only one left outside watching the clouds, even though it is logical that in an odd numbered group someone will always be left out. Logic can’t stave off loneliness, though. NejiShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2005
Happenstance by Jasmine Starlight reviews
UnoxZarBlood that hadn't been there before, so by process of elimination Kenpachi had to be the source, but persuading him to come down to the 4th division headquarters to have it looked at turned out to be a chore, and Unohana made sure she took care of
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/15/2005