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Focus: Books Discworld, Since: 08-30-06
Founder: Shiro Ryuu - Stories: 22 - Followers: 9 - id: 36519
Was originally going to be a C2 for [Susan X Teatime] fics. Wound up becoming a C2 for anything involving Susan or Teatime as main characters, and occasionally Death as well. Spotlight authors: SpamWarrior, Charlie Yubari, AtrophyConception.

Of Desk Lamps and Humanity by ivywatcher reviews
In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Blind Date by Rosethorn reviews
Death of Discworld meets Death of Sandman under somewhat unusual circumstances.
Crossover - Sandman & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Teh ah tim eh by Nevercry reviews
How did Teatime lose his eye...? Warning: Violence. Surprise, surprise.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
There's no better Present than a Future by P'tfami reviews
A sequel of sorts to Hogfather. Susan's Hogswatch woes are far from over. She's about to be given an offer she might not refuse...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
A Game Without Rules by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Sequel to A Promise To Be Kept. Being wed to Death is difficult enough without worrying about the dealings of the occult. The auditors have decided to expell Death for good, and reason that, he will have to be retired if he refuses to do his job. DeathXOC
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,455 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
It Must Be Fate by Doodleflip reviews
You want to kill a god. Who do you call? Recently deceased assassin, Jonathan Teatime, that's who! Teatime's on a mission, and only Death can stop him. But Death's busy, so Susan has to do it. General fun, and SusanTeatime later on. You have been warned!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/16/2007
Reaping Affection by Person4 reviews
Susan is depressed on the holidays, and Death decided that since playing matchmaker worked so well with her parents he'd try it again.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002
Too Much by monsley reviews
It's hard to deal with an uncanny cupboard and a livein boyfriend. As in a boyfriend who occasionally lives inside said cupboard. Especially if you're Susan Sto Helit and can't be having with that sort of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Discworld Drabbles and Shorts by Blue Yeti reviews
Here I'm posting Discworld drabbles. Most were written for discworld100 challenges and prompts. Most Susan or Death drabbles.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2005
Growing Upside Down by hangingfire reviews
Teenage romance and hormones can be hell, especially when your education has been exceptional in all matters but those of the heart. And when you're Death's granddaughter, it's extra special.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience by Igorina reviews
A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Lessons Learned by Charlie Yubari reviews
Followup to The Kind of Little Boy. Jonathan Teatime learns a little more from his punishment that the Guild masters perhaps hoped. Some very mild violence.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
In The Eye by Charlie Yubari reviews
Some unexplained accident had taken the other eye, and the missing orb had been replaced with a ball of glass. The story behing Jonathan Teatime's eye. Warning DO NOT READ if you have an eyesquick.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
The Kind of Little Boy by Charlie Yubari reviews
The other children didn't often play with young Jonathan Teatime. Except on one occasion. Implied sexual situations.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
St Wossname's Fire by SpamWarrior reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005