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Focus: Comics Jhonen Vasquez, Since: 03-15-07

Founder: Mrs. Terwilliger - Stories: 18 - Followers: 2 - id: 43503

The funniest JTHM fanfics out there. No more having to search through piles of crap to find something that makes you smile! Yay! Nobody likes crap! PM me to request a story that you want to be here.

Lavender Violet Rose SaraLee FionaDee Smith by J. Marguerite reviews

Too many Mary-Sues caused me to write this. This was never meant to be funny.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2004

Retribution by QOTSAfreak reviews

Nny kills an innocent and strange things begin to happen in 777. Disturbing secrets are revealed. And mind you, the story's supposed to be stupid-funny. Rated for A LOT OF LANGUAGE. MADE FROM THE PURE PSYCHO-NESS THAT I PULLED FROM MY BRAINS! YEEHAAW!

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005

Johnny and Squee Make Toast by Jaded Holliwood reviews

Squee is hungry and decides to make toast. So Nny, being the great friend he is, comes to help.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005

McDonalds by Rough Tears reviews

Look I'm going to be completely honest. I AM NOT PROUND OF THIS FIC! I needed to kill 15 minuets so I wrote down random stuff. This sucks. Just a warning. Read it if you like stupid things that dont make much sense. NNY GOES TO MCDONALDS!

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete

the b3stest jonen fic ever 111111111 by la JazzFish reviews

Moof. I hate Mary Sues, misspelled stories, and RanDOm CaPS LOckS, don't you? (ph33r the parody... I'm making fun of all the stupid Mary Sues out there. I have no life. Moof.)

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003

VH1 Behind the Slaughter : Dungeons Directors Cut by Gaz Almighty reviews

The directors cut of 'Dungeons'. Since I got so many great reviews of 'Dungeons', I decided to write this! A great read wheather or not you've read the original 'Dungeons'.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2002

The Dangers of Jumping to Conclusions by end-the-third reviews

Tenna gets a weird misconception about what happened to Devi when she went out with Nny, and goes to his house to... erhm, straighten things out.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Tenna, Johnny C. - Complete

Skool Daze by krystaldragon reviews

Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz?? (Third chappy has been posted!!!)

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002

Second Revelation by trickrtreatn reviews

Johnny is visited by spirits. They show him his past, present, and future, trying to convince him to change his ways. Sound familiar? A Christmas Carol parody, minus the Christmas.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004

SO FRIGGIN RANDOM IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL by Cor Cor reviews

This story has absoulutly no point. I was bored and thought you might like it if you want a laugh. Enjoy.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete

Painting by SmileAtInsanity reviews

Nny is just trying to get Burger Boy to shut the hell up.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2003

Nny in Lurv! by Lord of the Squirrels reviews

My version of a Nny and Devi romance. And you all know how warped my mind is... Good God!! It's the Grapenuts!!

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2003

Love is for Losers by Eddi Delaney reviews

Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,650 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Johnny C., Devi D.

Judging Duty by Emu reviews

Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2002

Johnny the Shrink by chimera child reviews

Johnny is a shrink for a while. Later in the day, a very unexpected visitor shows up with a very unexpected wish. SECOND CHAP UP! Another unexpected visitor surprises Nny with a confession.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003

An Attempt at Noodle Boy by Meeper reviews

My friends have always said I am the closest person they know to Happy Noodle Boy, this is proof. R+R, it is insane, thta is all I will say.

Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2003