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Focus: Comics Jhonen Vasquez, Since: 03-15-07
Founder: Mrs. Terwilliger - Stories: 18 - Followers: 2 - id: 43503
The funniest JTHM fanfics out there. No more having to search through piles of crap to find something that makes you smile! Yay! Nobody likes crap! PM me to request a story that you want to be here.

Lavender Violet Rose SaraLee FionaDee Smith by J. Marguerite reviews
Too many Mary-Sues caused me to write this. This was never meant to be funny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2004
Retribution by QOTSAfreak reviews
Nny kills an innocent and strange things begin to happen in 777. Disturbing secrets are revealed. And mind you, the story's supposed to be stupid-funny. Rated for A LOT OF LANGUAGE. MADE FROM THE PURE PSYCHO-NESS THAT I PULLED FROM MY BRAINS! YEEHAAW!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Johnny and Squee Make Toast by Jaded Holliwood reviews
Squee is hungry and decides to make toast. So Nny, being the great friend he is, comes to help.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005
McDonalds by Rough Tears reviews
Look I'm going to be completely honest. I AM NOT PROUND OF THIS FIC! I needed to kill 15 minuets so I wrote down random stuff. This sucks. Just a warning. Read it if you like stupid things that dont make much sense. NNY GOES TO MCDONALDS!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
the b3stest jonen fic ever 111111111 by la JazzFish reviews
Moof. I hate Mary Sues, misspelled stories, and RanDOm CaPS LOckS, don't you? (ph33r the parody... I'm making fun of all the stupid Mary Sues out there. I have no life. Moof.)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
VH1 Behind the Slaughter : Dungeons Directors Cut by Gaz Almighty reviews
The directors cut of 'Dungeons'. Since I got so many great reviews of 'Dungeons', I decided to write this! A great read wheather or not you've read the original 'Dungeons'.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2002
The Dangers of Jumping to Conclusions by end-the-third reviews
Tenna gets a weird misconception about what happened to Devi when she went out with Nny, and goes to his house to... erhm, straighten things out.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Tenna, Johnny C. - Complete
Squee's living nightmare by JackalGod reviews
When Squee parents try to abandon his by moving to New York, Johnny takes him in. Very creepy JohnnySquee later on, maybe if I get that far.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Skool Daze by krystaldragon reviews
Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz?? (Third chappy has been posted!!!)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Second Revelation by trickrtreatn reviews
Johnny is visited by spirits. They show him his past, present, and future, trying to convince him to change his ways. Sound familiar? A Christmas Carol parody, minus the Christmas.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
SO FRIGGIN RANDOM IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL by Cor Cor reviews
This story has absoulutly no point. I was bored and thought you might like it if you want a laugh. Enjoy.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Painting by SmileAtInsanity reviews
Nny is just trying to get Burger Boy to shut the hell up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2003
Nny in Lurv! by Lord of the Squirrels reviews
My version of a Nny and Devi romance. And you all know how warped my mind is... Good God!! It's the Grapenuts!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2003
Love is for Losers by Eddi Delaney reviews
Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,650 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Judging Duty by Emu reviews
Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2002
Johnny the Shrink by chimera child reviews
Johnny is a shrink for a while. Later in the day, a very unexpected visitor shows up with a very unexpected wish. SECOND CHAP UP! Another unexpected visitor surprises Nny with a confession.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003
An Attempt at Noodle Boy by Meeper reviews
My friends have always said I am the closest person they know to Happy Noodle Boy, this is proof. R+R, it is insane, thta is all I will say.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2003