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Exciting stories about rivalry,friendship,adventures and romance,starring Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger,a couple extraordinary in every way.
by Colubrina reviews
Minerva McGonagall steps in an the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 15h - Published: 7/5 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
A Very Granger Reunion
by Colubrina reviews
When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn't expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/29 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
by mellifluous aria reviews
Hermione and Draco don't interact much after graduating Hogwarts, much to the relief of the two school enemies. Then, on one fateful day, Hermione moves into the flat next to Draco's and the two begin a hilariously antagonistic relationship that gradually changes after a rather bizarre encounter involving alcohol and quite a bit of giggling. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her Insufferable Partner
by PotterheadAna02 reviews
Set Post War, Hermione, Draco, and the rest come back for their eighth year. How will the aftermath of the War affect the now-friendly relationship between the two? Will they be brought closer than ever, or will their egos and the Wizarding culture steeped in tradition shatter their growing closeness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 1/26 - Hermione G., Draco M.
by baekon reviews
"You should consider yourself lucky. Every girl in Hogwarts is dying to get a taste of this," he pointed to his lips as they curled into a smirk. "I would never let a Muggleborn, nonetheless you, near my lips. But now, I have no choice..." / Sixth Year AU. Rated T for suggestive themes and language. / *image by calypsova of deviantart.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/22 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
by cleotheo reviews
Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
by Xpecto Patronum reviews
When Hermione said she was willing to do anything for the Order, she didn't know how far it would go. Now the two things she hated the most were coming together, love potions and Draco Malfoy; it was a disaster waiting to happen! And Hermione is reluctant to end this mission as much as she was reluctant to start it. *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Smell of Apples
by Holz9364 reviews
Hermione accidentally lets slip what she smells when she smells amortentia in Potions class in 6th year. Draco Malfoy is incredibly amused and proceeds to make her as uncomfortable as possible. All the while Ron is very confused, and Harry is entirely oblivious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Late Night Chats and Purple Cats
by itsverity reviews
"Oh but that's where you're wrong, my dear Granger. It sounds like there's mischief involved, and if there's mischief I'm always there." He smirked. "So, what sort of trouble are you about to get yourself into?" Hermione runs into Draco one night while trying to play a prank on everyone's favorite caretaker, Mr. Filch. What will happen when the two decide to team up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,084 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Damsel and the Dragon
by chocoyum4 reviews
A Tale as Old as Time, a song as old as rhyme, a story heard and told in a thousand ways yet unique in each one. Take a seat and Be My Guest. I present to you, The Damsel and the Dragon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,163 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Number One: Green
by acro acro reviews
Now in their Seventh Year, living together and sharing the same Common Room, having EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN' class together, and dealing with all the responsibilities that came with being co-Heads, Hermione felt the weight of her crush… well, crushing her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by missmandymalfoy reviews
Hermione and Draco get caught under the enchanted mistletoe in the Great Hall in front of everyone at dinner. The catch is, they can't move until they kiss under it. In front of the entire school. Chaos will surely ensue! Crack fic, much like 'Hey Granger' format. And happy late Christams by the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bouquet of Roses
by Meandrina reviews
Scrivenshaft knew a smitten lad when he saw one. One-shot. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by SammyisGrace reviews
Voldemort was defeated in 6th year, it's 7th year and McGonagall institutes a pen-pal system with a member of a different house starting it the summer before 7th year begins. Hermione enjoys writing with her mystery 'Damien', but views him as a question to answer. What happens when she figures him out? What about Harry and Ron and their pen-pals? Where does Hermione sneak off to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,985 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/9 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprises in the Library
by articcat621 reviews
Hermione is doing homework in the library when a certain Slytherin comes and pays her a visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione Granger receives a strange and beautiful gift anonymously, and is swept off her feet at the Ministry staff Masquerade Christmas Ball. Caught beneath the mistletoe, Hermione finds herself snogging an incredibly intoxicating young man, only to be shocked when she learns with whom she had been locking lips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
by Hug-The-Antihero reviews
"Why, Malfoy? Why do you want to take me on a date?" "So I can get you indecently drunk and then-" he stopped suddenly. He suspected his answer would leave Granger speechless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Number Three
by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,921 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brewing in Pairs
by Bambu reviews
The war is over; arrangements have been made for students to return to Hogwarts for pre-NEWT coursework. Potions class is a taste of things to come. DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When You Look Me In the Eyes
by jessicakaycobb reviews
Fluffy fluff fluff...I'm no good at summaries, but it's Draco and Hermione, people! Come on! Oneshot about Draco coming back to the country after being gone for three years. Based on a song by the Jonas Brothers. NOT a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There are Some
by dizzydragon reviews
[Short story] She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that Draco Malfoy was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it, too. DMHG, RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Draco Date File
by shen summoner reviews
An account of Draco Malfoy's love life through the years - right from the very beginning, till the very end. 'I'm not going to write a bloody diary like some silly girl. This is a journal. To record events. Well, specifically girl-related events.' (Characters listed are NOT in dating order)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/23 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Hannah A. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter
by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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by Nova-Janna reviews
Have you ever heard of one of those auctions where they bid on all the handsome young men to raise money? Hogwarts has decided to try some new tactics for entertainment...DMHG and Blaise.Hannah, just to be different
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete