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Any very RANDOM and weird Harry Potter stories with all types of ships approved. Anything interesting or odd goes here. Ever read a story where you were like... Hmm. That was... interesting. And you meant to say 'strange, weird, special, VERY RANDOM?

Random Pairing Generator by Chasing.Caffeine reviews
What happens when you put a bunch of pieces of paper with all the names of the HP characters on them in a hat, and pair them up haphazardly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
Sunglasses by wellyuthink reviews
Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Saddest Maraca by Re-Ane reviews
Marauderfic oneshot. James tries to look as pathetic as possible, Sirius steals Snape's chess set, Remus is flattened by both Sirius and James and may well never walk again, and Peter is ineffectual. LilyJames, RemusFloor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Dark Lord Convention by draco-is-the-punk reviews
Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 174 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 9,856 - Follows: 10,497 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Knight In Shining Armor by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Imperfect Drabble][Words: 800ish] Remus finds a cockroach on his bed and turns to his knight in shining armor, Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Wonderfully Perfect MarySue by Roses of the Storm reviews
A nice mockery of the story that everyone loves to hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Blood Tipped Feather by Quazi Joe reviews
Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,019 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
John Lennon is Dead by xxanglophilexx reviews
“Sirius? What is it?” Remus asked hurriedly. Swallowing hard, Sirius only raised a shaky finger to point at the television screen. In large, bold letters, across the bottom, it read: “John Lennon Assassinated”. ONESHOT. Implied RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Homoerotic Subtext of Breakfast Side Dishes by Padfootwolfboy reviews
[A Short Tutorial By Mr. S. Black & Mr. R. Lupin.] Exerpt: I think I shall dine on fine sausage tonight.. Insanity ensues. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
It Must Have Been The House Elves by MisbehavingBubbles reviews
The trio play a very interesting April Fool's trick which turns out with quite promising results. Funny. Short. Around 500 words, but still has a plot, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Severus S., Sybill T. - Complete
Death Eaters Are Sheep by Mizaya reviews
or Damn, Voldemort Looks Good in a Suit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Blatant Disregard for the Holidays by makeshiftdraco reviews
Harry is taken captive by Draco who is determined to protest the most vulgar of holidays known as Valentine's Day. Perhaps they can both learn how to truly celebrate love on this special day...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Homies by g-g-g-unit reviews
Me iz da shizzle....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mighty Have Fallen by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius moves in with Lily and James much to Lily's displeasure. When her husband and his best friend start displaying overlypooflike behavior, Lily enlists Remus's help to kick Sirius out of her house. Oneshot. JPLE and other implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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