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Roll around on the floor, laugh out loud fics. If you've read a great fic that isn't in this archive, I'd appreciate a mail with the story id so I can add it!
How To Turn A Stag Do Into A Stag Don't
by ForgeandGred7 reviews
Drowning peanuts? George serenading a garden gnome? And just what in the hell was Percy doing on the roof? Taking care of his four drunk brothers wasn't exactly Bill's idea of a good time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bill W. - Complete
No One Minds
by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/1 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived
by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/17 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
by tinylexie reviews
Hermione has several problems with her father-in-law using her laptop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Game, set, match
by Xrost reviews
The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,753 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Millicent B., George W.
by Hoshikuzu-san reviews
In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/11 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight
by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 789 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Price is Right
by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't
by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Charming Fairy Godprince
by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important
by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
I Did What With Lucius?
by DarthObsydian reviews
Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
by sydneysages reviews
When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
by HalfASlug reviews
The trio's friendship hangs in the balance when one of them makes an unexpected move on another. Trio friendship fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right
by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
by moony391 reviews
Just some random notepassing between the Marauders. Rating for some semimature themes. Plan on it being a series of related oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Insane Asylum Escapees
by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind
by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,110 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
The Paths Diverge
by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
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by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE Draco finds himself hiding in a cloakroom to get away from Pansy, his fiancee. Hermione needs to get away from her date, Cormac McLaggen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete