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Roll around on the floor, laugh out loud fics. If you've read a great fic that isn't in this archive, I'd appreciate a mail with the story id so I can add it!
A Charming Fairy Godprince
by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important
by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
I Did What With Lucius?
by DarthObsydian reviews
Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
by sydneysages reviews
When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
by HalfASlug reviews
The trio's friendship hangs in the balance when one of them makes an unexpected move on another. Trio friendship fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right
by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
by moony391 reviews
Just some random notepassing between the Marauders. Rating for some semimature themes. Plan on it being a series of related oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Insane Asylum Escapees
by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind
by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,567 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
The Paths Diverge
by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,165 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Diamonds and Pig Snouts
by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE Draco finds himself hiding in a cloakroom to get away from Pansy, his fiancee. Hermione needs to get away from her date, Cormac McLaggen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by Saucery reviews
Never play Truth or Dare with a Potter. Just. Don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S.
A Matter of Taste
by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff
by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Symbol of My Undying Affection
by ObscureEnough reviews
It was a work of art, utter genius, even. Written for the Severus *sighs* Anti-Valentines Day 2012 Ficathon. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again!
by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 13,532 - Follows: 5,489 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid
by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 426 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
by izzo reviews
Why is it that Oliver Wood smells so good all the time? When Katie Bell points this out to the team, Oliver is puzzled as to why they sniff him so. That the twins have a theory entirely different to the truth doesn't help matters either... EPILOGUE UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
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by Very Small Prophet reviews
Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete