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Founder: sinj - Stories: 237 - Followers: 499 - id: 4589
Roll around on the floor, laugh out loud fics. If you've read a great fic that isn't in this archive, I'd appreciate a mail with the story id so I can add it!

Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
No One Minds by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 172 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Online Takeover by tinylexie reviews
Hermione has several problems with her father-in-law using her laptop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Game, set, match by Xrost reviews
The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,372 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Hermione G., George W., Pansy P., Millicent B.
Lunch Date by Blunette reviews
In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 888 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 320 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
I Did What With Lucius? by DarthObsydian reviews
Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Turning Tables by sydneysages reviews
When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Kiss by HalfASlug reviews
The trio's friendship hangs in the balance when one of them makes an unexpected move on another. Trio friendship fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 5,406 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Diamonds and Pig Snouts by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE Draco finds himself hiding in a cloakroom to get away from Pansy, his fiancee. Hermione needs to get away from her date, Cormac McLaggen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Modus Vivendi by Saucery reviews
Never play Truth or Dare with a Potter. Just. Don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 130 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S.
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 6,921 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Symbol of My Undying Affection by ObscureEnough reviews
It was a work of art, utter genius, even. Written for the Severus *sighs* Anti-Valentines Day 2012 Ficathon. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
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