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Founder: Mind in the Ankh - Stories: 59 - Followers: 6 - Staff: 1 - id: 10179
The best of the Disc. Featuring everyone from Vimes and Vetinari to Rufus Drumknott and Foul Ole Ron, with Ponder crossovers and Oggish singalongs in between.

The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
Happy Birthday by A.A. Pessimal reviews
well, Terry Pratchett started it... when a character suspiciously like Gollum slithered into a cameo role in "Witches Abroad". And after meeting Discworld witches, probably wishes he hadn't. Gollum's further adventures on the Discworld.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Gollum
Hers by Twist reviews
She's killing him, bit by bit, and he can't escape, and sometimes can't avoid. He's hers, and she takes what she wants. Thinky-type Vetinari fic, written in a fit of procrastination.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Colours by Karanguni reviews
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Chosen of the Gods by adele4 reviews
After the trial in Making Money, Commander Vimes wants to know just how often condemned and presumably dead criminals work for the government.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
Advanced Cheating by adele4 reviews
Moist and Vetinari play poker. / Post Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Moist von L., Vetinari - Complete
A Collection of Moments by SilverInkblot reviews
A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
Rag Week by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In British universities Rag Week is an excuse for the students to make nuisances of themselves importuning people for money and performing daft and dangerous stunts. This is the Unseen University version. Expanding on bare bones of story in the canon.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - The Librarian, The Bursar - Complete
Where Be Dragons? by Astrothenut reviews
Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Watch, Duke, Knight, husband, and father-to-be faces his most terrifying foe when two hundred dragons go missing from the Sunshine Sanctuary. A Last Hero one-shot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The New Guild by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Previously published at livejournal. In which Vetinari rules on an application to form a new Guild, strongly opposed by Rosie Palm.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Comprende? by Hello Anyone There reviews
A chance meeting in the ally. Forget Roobarb and Custard, how about Maurice and Gaspode?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Inspiration by Indigo Tantarian reviews
What inspired Ponder to search for solutions beyond traditional magic, or Rincewind to open the Octavo? Probably nothing like this, but between the Trousers of Time and quantum, you can't be sure.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ponder Stibbons, Rincewind - Complete
A Soft Day's Night by idontlikegravy reviews
Fred and Nobby are on duty at the main gate, with nothing else to do, they talk.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Of Desk Lamps and Humanity by ivywatcher reviews
In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Cutting Away The Pain by L-Ishida-Dark reviews
A short and silly oneshot. Death meets a soul-briefly, as always-who informs him of yet another inexplicable facet of human existance.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Havelock Vetinari, Flamingo and Boy by Gogol reviews
Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Women Who Brung Him Low by Roruna reviews
Many people believe that Vimes was brung low by a woman but I believe that he was brung low by several women. Each chapter will be devoted to a different woman in Sam Vimes' life. This is my first fanfic so please be gentle.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
August Distractions and Other Stories by Migratory reviews
Drabble series. The Patrician tries to understand Leonard's latest inventions.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Growing Upside Down by hangingfire reviews
Teenage romance and hormones can be hell, especially when your education has been exceptional in all matters but those of the heart. And when you're Death's granddaughter, it's extra special.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Religion and Death by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
A collection of Reg/Visit ficlets, featuring arguments, mild slash, and... well, more arguments, really.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Game by InsanityInside reviews
Two people who never lose play a game.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Vetinari, GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
Can I Call You Dad? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Commander Vimes' daughter has a new boyfriend that he's sure he won't approve of. But who is it?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
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