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Focus: Cartoons Transformers/Beast Wars, Since: 07-02-06
Founder: Nephthys Snape - Stories: 220 - Followers: 6 - id: 34021
The very best of Transformers fiction in varying genres, heavy on humor. Mushy or crazy antics, it doesn't matter. Has high doses of the twins, Ratchet, Jazz, and Soundwave. Some stories may contain slash, be forewarned.

OpenMinded by reka1207 reviews
G1. Plot bunny adopted from Gimme-chan. The invention of the day turns Soundwave into a sparkling. A telepathic sparkling who doesn't know any better than to say your thoughts aloud...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
They knew! by Cybertronprincess reviews
As requested, a sequal to "Bath time" where Soundwave convinces Starscream to apologise to his brothers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Paper Airplanes by EmciiSquared reviews
-Oneshots- Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, the Command Trine, have their share of stories to tell. These stories, however, are not among their proudest moments...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,118 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Opposites by br0flove reviews
IH/R: So in all fairness, it didn't have to begin with "love at first site" for Ratchet to know his spark was intended for the other, willingly or not, he would go with what his spark told him to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Hero by br0flove reviews
IH/R: "Without this war—no—thanks to this war. I would never have met you."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Trapped by TSBP reviews
Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Frenzy, Ironhide
Risky And Why? by Autumn L reviews
G1. Set between Season Two and the '86 Movie. Ironhide and Kup are recounting some war stories. "How easily one old story could suddenly become the lead-in for a new one."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kup - Complete
That Cycle by SilverRayan reviews
Christmas present for Sanjuno. Soundwave spends his first morning in his new home. Fluff
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Soundwave, Thundercracker - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
In Rilievo by S. Phantom reviews
Soundwave is starting to get some strange signals from a comrade. G1verse. Rated T for suggestiveness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Soundwave, Thundercracker - Complete
Project: Unfinished by Sakrea reviews
Working on an unfinished project like this one can lead to both savory and unsavory results. Thundercracker/Soundwave, WFC verse, Pre-War
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Soundwave, Thundercracker - Complete
Don't Make Bets With Wheeljack by quidamling reviews
Ratchet and Wheeljack take it upon themselves to embarrass Ironhide, simply because they can. It all comes down to sweet, sweet truck hubris.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
Bath time by Cybertronprincess reviews
Starscream gets a prank pulled on him, but by who and for what purpose? Slash. Oneshot... though I might continue if I stop being lazy! But don't keep asking... SS/SW. Rated T for sexual theme. If you see any mistakes, please let me know. R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Double double trouble by aniay reviews
Primus has a very twisted sense of juistice, or sense of humor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Come on Star, Up! by NovaBlastTF reviews
“Come on little Star, up!”. “Skywarp I think he’s not ready yet”. “But TC the other sparklings”. “All sparklings are different Sky, let Starscream develop on his own”. A sparkling story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Obsession by Eerie Iri reviews
Starscream is being watched.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me Again by Katsuko1978 reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Love is a battlefield by Starscream's Mishap reviews
An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time, additions forthcoming.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 175,814 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2005
Before the Storm by Okami-chan reviews
Originally Privileges of Rank. G1 AU SPCCverse. A collection of slashy character studies to explore motives and relationships, though these relationships may not appear in SPCC. Chapter 2: War consumes everything and dissolves friendships. Hound/Bluestrea
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Prowl, Bluestreak - Complete
The Lamborghini Triplets by outerelf reviews
To be Red Alert is like to be a 'perfect day'. Disaster strikes hard and fast, at the worst possible moment, and with the names Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Of course, it doesn't help when if you're all triplets... T to give me plenty of wiggle room
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,573 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
My Madness, My Saving Sanity by NightElfCrawler reviews
Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,428 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Look What I Did to My Id by Ksiezniczka reviews
Series of oneshots within the universe of "Wonderwall", "Through Glass", and "You May Be Right".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
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