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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 12-21-09
Founder: Domna - Stories: 230 - Followers: 12 - id: 76973
Stories warying from slightly surreal to completely insane. A lot of humor, a lot of madness, and of course some Loony Luna... Majority of stories center around Harry. Stories will be both het and slash. Many stories will have sexual (mature) content...

Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 9/14
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,957 - Published: 9/19 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 2/6 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 238 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,098 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 7,868 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Private Jenkins reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 6,026 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Indeed It is Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
A collection of gift fics and deleted scenes from my story: Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome. Next is, The Pursuit of Yaoiness: Dean wanted a quiet day to draw. Cedric wanted to stay sane. And who ever knows what Blaise wants? Requests denied! So decreed Harry Potter to everyone's brains. For 400th reviewer Firehedgehog!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 452 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 3/20/2015
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 4,911 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Dreaming of the finishing line by stolen with the night reviews
John Watson had almost died in Afghanistan if not for the strangely calm boy with emerald eyes who saved his life. Getting attached to the flippant child wasn't hard even with all the strange happenings that surround him. How will having a young, genius, master of death wizard affect Sherlock and Johns adventures? For an amused 'Hamish' hiding his magic isn't even the hard part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4364 - Favs: 9,891 - Follows: 11,860 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 1,127 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A bit of banter between the Potters by KazzahBlanca reviews
Harrys first word. It could have been anything. I chose the worst thing possible. Haha. Please read and review. It's a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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