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The Harry Potter Insane Asylum
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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 12-21-09
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Stories warying from slightly surreal to completely insane. A lot of humor, a lot of madness, and of course some Loony Luna... Majority of stories center around Harry. Stories will be both het and slash. Many stories will have sexual (mature) content...
And Bits of Fluff
by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 7,056 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel
by Private Jenkins reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,426 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 5/7 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Albus D., Amelia B.
Indeed It is Awesome
by RuRuLaLa reviews
A collection of gift fics and deleted scenes from my story: Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome. Next is, The Pursuit of Yaoiness: Dean wanted a quiet day to draw. Cedric wanted to stay sane. And who ever knows what Blaise wants? Requests denied! So decreed Harry Potter to everyone's brains. For 400th reviewer Firehedgehog!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome
by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
A Jaunt Through Time
by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 368 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
I Don't Want To
by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Twin of the BWL
by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Hunting for Potions
by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
It's a Mad, Mad World
by cywscross reviews
Souls are tricky things, especially when some don't come on time and others come too early. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, Harry has to go find out what is wrong and fix it. It's been a while since he's walked amongst the living though, and even longer since he's interacted with them. Still, he'll have some fun poking around in the meantime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,134 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Aokiji/Kuzan, Straw Hats P.
A DADA Interview
by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons
by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13
by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Dreaming of the finishing line
by stolen with the night reviews
John Watson had almost died in Afghanistan if not for the strangely calm boy with emerald eyes who saved his life. Getting attached to the flippant child wasn't hard even with all the strange happenings that surround him. How will having a young, genius, master of death wizard affect Sherlock and Johns adventures? For an amused 'Hamish' hiding his magic isn't even the hard part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
I See The Moon
by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 8,723 - Follows: 10,550 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
All Hallows' Eve - New York
by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 934 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A bit of banter between the Potters
by KazzahBlanca reviews
Harrys first word. It could have been anything. I chose the worst thing possible. Haha. Please read and review. It's a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom
by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How to Say Open
by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
A Single Sentence
by Rulern Av Ost reviews
The only piece of me that’s ever been inside the mouth of any dementor, is my dick.” Sirius said. And chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts
by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
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by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete