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The Harry Potter Insane Asylum
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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 12-21-09
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Stories warying from slightly surreal to completely insane. A lot of humor, a lot of madness, and of course some Loony Luna... Majority of stories center around Harry. Stories will be both het and slash. Many stories will have sexual (mature) content...
Deus Ex Machina
by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
The Price is Right
by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
by The Lady Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 291 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mysterious Gobstones Club
by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 213 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Insane Lord Mortem
by The Lady Rogue reviews
Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans. Voldemort's about to have a very bad day, and he's not the only one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 5,900 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted)
by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
The World of Tomorrow
by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 290 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
Boredom Is Deadly
by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
It's Always The Quiet Ones
by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 449 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff
by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 9,101 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel
by Sapper Beagle reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 7,974 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Indeed It is Awesome
by RuRuLaLa reviews
A collection of gift fics and deleted scenes from my story: Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome. Next is, The Pursuit of Yaoiness: Dean wanted a quiet day to draw. Cedric wanted to stay sane. And who ever knows what Blaise wants? Requests denied! So decreed Harry Potter to everyone's brains. For 400th reviewer Firehedgehog!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome
by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
A Jaunt Through Time
by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 574 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 8,094 - Follows: 8,306 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
I Don't Want To
by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
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by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013