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It basically contains some of my favorite stories. Think of it as an extended list of my favorites section. Only well written, and or with original plots or a twist upon an already done plot. Most are long stories featuring Harry Potter and Naruto, but expect more in the future.
Sister Golden Hair
by phantomwriter05 reviews
After the fall of Kings Landing, young war hero Eddard Stark wants sometime alone in the godswood. But what he finds is a kindered soul over a sack of wine. Ned/Cersei. Robert's Rebellion
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Eddard S., Cersei L.
Son of hope
by elerosse13 reviews
The war against Voldemort has ended and all Harry wants to do is rest. But sometimes we get what we need, instead of what we want. Join Harry as he undertakes an Epic journey and finally finds himself among other people-who-lived. (NOT FELLOWSHIP TIME) NOT SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,505 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P.
The Power He Knows Not
by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/6 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
by InTheEyesOfTheUnseenOne reviews
"12CE: Sextus Terentius, a middle class Alchemist mixes Saltpeter, Sulfur and Charcoal. He mixed it in with water, but did not find what he wanted to find (AKA turning a peace of lead into gold) and tossed the mixture into a fire." By some chance of fate the Romans acquire gunpowder in the first century. They never fall and uncover the Prothean relics on Mars.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Councilor Tevos, Councilor Sparatus
The Next Great Adventure
by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 1,009 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Heart of Iron
by Mr. Broun reviews
In another timeline, Peter Parker Refused to take Mephisto's offer to bring back his Aunt May. Now, one year later he finds himself alone with the torn Iron Spider suit with pro-registration superheroes hunting him, peter must ask himself. Is he the man becoming the spider or the spider imitating the man?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,088 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mephisto
Uzu no Musume
by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Fem!Naruto. Instead of being the dead last, and seen as the village idiot, Naruto decides she wont bow to their expectations of the 'demon girl'. Instead, considered a prodigy, Naruto is a genin at six. Follow her beginning as a Kunoichi of Konoha, and what changes when Team 7 has two sensei's? One of which is the last Uzumaki heir? GaaraFem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,782 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Team Seven
by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,934 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Back to the Beginning
by CrystallineX reviews
The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,800 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 148,442 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
A Special Task
by Generatedname reviews
A Salarian STG team is sent to begin the covert uplift of a race known as the Humans. What happens next will forever change the face of the galaxy, as a new race enters the galactic stage. OC heavy. My first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated. Rating may be subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M), OC
The Luck of Fools
by Imperium42 reviews
AU set during A Storm of Swords. En route to the Twins, Lord Jason Mallister intercepts a letter from Tywin Lannister to Walder Frey regarding the planned Red Wedding, and the course of the war is changed beyond remedy. Points of view will change on a chapter-by-chapter basis just as in the books, with chapters from Jason, Sandor, Robb, etc. Sansan will occur at some point.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,242 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sandor C., Robb S.
by CloudyDream reviews
Wherein the firstborn of Tywin's twins is a boy; and the bastard Ned Stark brings home is a girl with purple eyes. Fourteen years later, Caesar Lannister is a man so enthralled with power he'd do anything to become king – including putting Rhaegar's daughter on the throne, with himself as her consort. Cersei/Jon, genderbent; assumes R L. Now with more Sansa Stark!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Cersei L., Jon S.] Robert B., Tyrion L.
The Road to Toad
by C.O.Y.L reviews
How hard was it to summon a toad right? Especially when remaining perfectly still. Naruto finds out as he tried to summon during his match with Neji. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" "Well now, I din't expect to be summoned by a youngin' without Pa."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,631 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Tale of the Setting Sun
by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Sealed in a Coffin
by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,076 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
by Comet360 reviews
Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P.
by butalearner reviews
Ten-year-old Harry Potter meets a kindred soul in secret who changes his whole outlook on his life with the Dursleys. Burned into Harry's mind with the violent death of his only friend, the lessons imparted guide him through his time at Hogwarts. AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,302 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: The First War
by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy
by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force
by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Butler with the Devilish Smile
by The Disciple of Pein reviews
Sometimes when a man dies, nothing changes. Sometimes when a man lives, everything changes. A feared Jinchuuriki becomes a stranger with questionable ethics. A dark avenger becomes an heir to a clan regaining its former glory. A lovestruck girl becomes a genius with an extreme sense of dualism. But why would an outlaw ever show loyalty to a place like Konoha? What is his agenda?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,013 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
by Morta's Priest reviews
On the day that Lord Voldemort fell, at dawn, Harry Potter obtained the last of the Deathly Hallows. In that moment, stretching into endlessness, he faces the Doomsman - and the choice of his life. Fate beckons on the sound of an endless symphony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P.
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by ariel2me reviews
AU where Stannis Baratheon stayed at King's Landing after Robert Baratheon appointed Ned Stark as Hand of the King. (POV: Stannis)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,728 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Stannis B., Eddard S./Ned