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It basically contains some of my favorite stories. Think of it as an extended list of my favorites section. Only well written, and or with original plots or a twist upon an already done plot. Most are long stories featuring Harry Potter and Naruto, but expect more in the future.

A Better Fate by ColdHandsLuke reviews
Beginning two years before A Game of Thrones, Jon Snow is spurred in a different direction. This brings on new adversities for him, yet also the potential for a better fate for the Starks.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 145,904 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Jon S., Sansa S., Brynden T.
Secret Keeper by Night Hawk 97 reviews
Sequel to Hope's Calling. For Harry, things were looking up. He owned most of his freedom, he knew how to orchestrate a good time, he had at least one functioning relationship at any given time. It was all more or less under control. Several explosions later, Harry never thought he'd long for a time when his issues were as simple as some idiot blowing a hole in reality.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,762 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Anders, Solas
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 6,587 - Follows: 8,357 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
thé à la grenouille by Moka-girl reviews
In which Harry goes to Beauxbâtons instead of Hogwarts. Butterfly effects ensue, with Voldemort reviving without opposition from Harry, Dumbledore trying to save the situation and Fudge making everything worse. Meanwhile, Harry learns French. (Twist on the cliché and a slow-going Independent!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,348 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D., OC
Failsafe by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Tackling the last traces of magic Voldemort left scattered around Britain, a magical disaster causes Harry and Ginny to wake up in the dungeons of a ruined fortress. It doesn't take them long to realise that something is very, very wrong… Post DH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,300 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W., Gandalf, Aragorn
Mass Effect: End of Days by Postmeat reviews
There is no Element Zero in the Sol-system. There were no Prothean ruins or technology on Mars, or the rest of Sol, the nearest Relay is 12 light-years away. Humanity is isolated from the rest of the galactic community, but makes a fateful First Contact before discovering the Citadel races. The Asari makes First Contact with humanity on behalf of the Citadel Council.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 139,195 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Saren A., Shepard (M)
From Hell's Heart by gtamaster316 reviews
AU First Contact War. It was 48 years of endless slaughter and death. And from the pain and suffering of such unprecedented conflict, emerged an unprecedented plot, born of hate, to bring it all to an end...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,788 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway, miraculously still alive. Even so, the question of how remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 360,843 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 6,270 - Follows: 7,449 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 189,460 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Different Song by Shogun24 reviews
AU- Same characters. Different Song. Will the outcome change?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,476 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Eddard S./Ned
Sister Golden Hair by phantomwriter05 reviews
After the fall of Kings Landing, young war hero Eddard Stark wants sometime alone in the godswood. But what he finds is a kindered soul over a sack of wine. Ned/Cersei. Robert's Rebellion
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,388 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Eddard S., Cersei L.] [Jon S., Daenerys T.]
Son of hope by elerosse13 reviews
The war against Voldemort has ended and all Harry wants to do is rest. But sometimes we get what we need, instead of what we want. Join Harry as he undertakes an Epic journey and finally finds himself among other people-who-lived. (NOT FELLOWSHIP TIME) NOT SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,505 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P.
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Roma Invicta by InTheEyesOfTheUnseenOne reviews
"12CE: Sextus Terentius, a middle class Alchemist mixes Saltpeter, Sulfur and Charcoal. He mixed it in with water, but did not find what he wanted to find (AKA turning a peace of lead into gold) and tossed the mixture into a fire." By some chance of fate the Romans acquire gunpowder in the first century. They never fall and uncover the Prothean relics on Mars.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Councilor Tevos, Councilor Sparatus
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,293 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Heart of Iron by Mr. Broun reviews
In another timeline, Peter Parker Refused to take Mephisto's offer to bring back his Aunt May. Now, one year later he returns to New York alone with one mission in mind, stop registration.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,118 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mephisto
Uzu no Musume by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Fem!Naruto. Instead of being the dead last, and seen as the village idiot, Naruto decides she wont bow to their expectations of the 'demon girl'. Instead, considered a prodigy, Naruto is a genin at six. Follow her beginning as a Kunoichi of Konoha, and what changes when Team 7 has two sensei's? One of which is the last Uzumaki heir? GaaraFem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,738 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Team Seven
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,039 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Back to the Beginning by CrystallineX reviews
The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,976 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
A Special Task by Generatedname reviews
A Salarian STG team is sent to begin the covert uplift of a race known as the Humans. What happens next will forever change the face of the galaxy, as a new race enters the galactic stage. OC heavy. My first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated. Rating may be subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M), OC
The Luck of Fools by Imperium42 reviews
Lord Jason Mallister intercepts a letter from Tywin Lannister to Walder Frey regarding the planned Red Wedding on his way to the Twins, and the course of the war is changed forever as new players enter the game and new heroes emerge. Chapters from Jason, Sandor, Robb, Howland Reed, Bronn, and others, with a possibility of Sansan later in the story. (Now updating regularly again)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,457 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sandor C., Robb S., Bronn, Howland R.
The Queenmaker by liesmyth reviews
Wherein the firstborn of Tywin's twins is a boy; and the bastard Ned Stark brings home is a girl with purple eyes. Fourteen years later, Caesar Lannister is a man so enthralled with power he'd do anything to become king – including putting Rhaegar's daughter on the throne, with himself as her consort. Cersei/Jon, genderbent; assumes R L. Now with more Sansa Stark! [HIATUS]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Cersei L., Jon S.] Robert B., Tyrion L.
The Road to Toad by C.O.Y.L reviews
How hard was it to summon a toad right? Especially when remaining perfectly still. Naruto finds out as he tried to summon during his match with Neji. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" "Well now, I din't expect to be summoned by a youngin' without Pa."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,631 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction? / On Hiatus/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 4,850 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
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