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Laugh. Cry. Twitch. Bellow in sheer rage. These are the most gag-inducing, horrendously awful stories that I have had the misfortune of encountering.

Artemis Fowl: A new beginning by alexcamz1 reviews
Magic has changed Artemis more then anyone ever expected, and with new revelations in Haven, life will never be the same. Based after TLC. Please read and review, it makes me continue! All chapters re-edited, I hope .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
AF Ipod challenge by MyuuMay reviews
Ipod 10 song challenge for AF. minor A/H. vote for fav. on my poll!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
an amazingly fun thing! by Basic-bookworm reviews
IT IS SOOO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS! PLEASE READ! it's just totaly random. !FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Time for Action by Deloi Moi reviews
Opal is back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Suds in the bucket by vampirechickcrazylife reviews
A parody to minerva paradizo to suds in the bucket by sara evans
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Comander Love by vampirechickcrazylife reviews
One late night walking home can result in a very wierd morning.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Julius R., Trouble K. - Complete
Dark side of the moon by vampirechickcrazylife reviews
When Root was a major with vinyaya and she leads a team 2 the dark side of the moon
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Julius R.
Holly's List by zelovelyone reviews
I was very bored. I was thinking on writing out the next adventure, but unsurprisingly enough, I was lazy too. A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Divorce by tara renee jones reviews
It's a musical! Lol. Holly a cheater? mulch playin Artemis? Songs wjustinbritneymario W.u decide! rated just n case. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004
Hold Me by methionine reviews
Note: This story will never be finished. AH 3 years after EC, Holly is sent to check on Artemis and finds him committing suicide. She takes him to Haven and a friendship blooms, but what happens when Artemis' life gets tossed on the balance? T for swears.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl isn't real! by boogalaga reviews
(Finished) Artemis Fowls isn't real, no he is just a character from a story. Aye, it is probably best for you to believe that, for who knows what would happen if you knew the truth...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,692 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003
Artemis's Crush by C.S Lively reviews
Artemis Fowl falling in love
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2003
Autumn's Newcomer by One Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
At the Fowl Manor, in Dublin, Ireland, a new maid is sent to work there. What if..what if..that new “maid” just happens to be an undercover agentassassin? NOT A MARY-SUE ARTEMIS and OC PAIRING. I finally posted the chapters correctly. Go me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004
The Fall Of The Fowls by D.j kiD reviews
what will happen to Fowl manor and will Artemis and his friends survive
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002
thats what you get for being a genius by tha-artemisrox reviews
its girls ask guys dance and everyone wants arty
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2004
Behind these hazel eyes by ResonatingLight666 reviews
Behind these hazel eyes by Kelly Clarkson, AF style. A/H. Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the characters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
10 ways to annoy Artemis by Artemis.the.sign.painter reviews
It is as the title says. if you would like me to continue this you can send me ideas
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Artemis F.
Short shorts by TheAlmightyMoi reviews
Short storys featuring Artemis and co.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Artemis F.
Everytime I see him by shesshomarulover reviews
Holly thinks of Artemis one night. I DO NOT OWN ARTMIS FOWL
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Bleeding Hearts! by Deloi Moi reviews
Artemis Needs a wife. But he can't choose out of Minerva,Juliet and Holly. Who will Artemis Choose? Includes A/H A/M and A/J.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Artemis Fowl II meet your match by Talimmy reviews
Mikan's been depressed for many reasons and goes on vacation in Ireland with her bodyguard where she meet's everyone's favorite genius. Last 2 books never happened. Arty's 14.:AFxOC.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis F.
Uncle Jules! by Lulu-fifi reviews
Julius Root takes in Holly after an incident that leaves her without a home. What will happen? Dun dun dun duh! It's much better than it sounds I promise. Rating just in case. H/R don't like don't read.I won't cry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
The Grim Reaper by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
All of us must eventually face the inevitability of death, but is Butler really ready to face the final curtain?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Love is Confusing by TheAlmightyMoi reviews
Artemis is back from Hybras and romance is brewing. Minerva likes Artemis but Artemis doesn't like Minerva. Also Artemis thinks he might be falling for Holly! What will he do? Please R n R. No flamers. Written by moi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Genii Attraction by athena0109 reviews
Artemis stays over at the Chateau. Holly gets jealous and tries to stop the relationship between Artemis and Minerva from blooming. It's a battle between Holly and Minerva to win Arty's heart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
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