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Founder: Virtuella - Stories: 37 - Followers: 13 - id: 58649
Hail, oh my fellow Vetinarimaniacs! Here is a collection of tales about our favourite tyrant, chosen to satisfy the highly idiosyncratic taste of yours truly. If you have suggestions for items to include, please let me know.

The Matter At Hand by susan sebest reviews
Rincewind is at it again. What's a patrician to do?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Vetinari - Complete
Count To Ten by Twist reviews
COMPLETE. Grace Speaker/Havelock Vetinari. Ten years, eleven short fanfictions, one relationship. It's probably impossible to secretly date the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but Vetinari and Grace figure they might as well give it a go anyhow.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Vetinari, G. Speaker - Complete
It's Like A Musical Mosaic by Twist reviews
10 shorts, inspired by 10 songs. Now with Chapter 5! Featuring: Vetinari, Vimes, Drumknott, the ever-mysterious Grace Speaker, Ponder, Adora, HEX and more! Aww yeah. Still rated T but that's really pushing it. Light M, really, for sexy-time/swears.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
His Lordship Reflects by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Vetinari centric, how Ankh-Morpork never remains boring for long. Something I thought Virtuella might like.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Vetinari - Complete
The Return of the ? by Virtuella reviews
The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,820 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Method In The Madness by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Vetinari examines Cosmo Lavish's personal effects. Written for Gogol.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Vetinari - Complete
Crossword by Twist reviews
Who needs more than a few throwaway lines to establish a romance? The Patrician confronts the crossword maven Grace Speaker and things evolve, eventually. Journalists, none too unobservant, take notice of things like that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Of Secret Contracts by adele4 reviews
Snippet. Vimes is not happy with the implications of what Vetinari just told him.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Tyrant, remember? by Mirliton reviews
Sometimes, a badge is useful... Drabbles about Vetinari
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Vetinari
La face cachée du tyran by Leia Tortoise reviews
Bilingual ficlets. VERSION FRANCAISE FOURNIE! 1: Young Sam is so cute, isn't he? Well, maybe not so cute when you have to look after him... 2: Havelock Vetinari has received an unexpected - to say the least - gift...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Either Way by samvimes reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2003
Hers by Twist reviews
She's killing him, bit by bit, and he can't escape, and sometimes can't avoid. He's hers, and she takes what she wants. Thinky-type Vetinari fic, written in a fit of procrastination.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Past His Guard by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
What's going on in Vetinari's mind - and briefly Vimes' - during a couple of scenes of 'Feet of Clay'.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Highway Robbery by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
It's spring in Ankh-Morpork and what you're smelling is *not* love in the air. As usual quite a lot is going on in town; riots in the foreign quarter, a major crime in the works and of course political intrigue. And then there's Carrot's cousin....
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008
Recurring Event by Charli800 reviews
Lord Vetinari, patrician of Ankh-Morpork, is not precisely dead, but Sam Vimes has definitely discovered his body. With a history of regicide in the family and a malfunctioning personal disorganiser, Vimes has his hands full.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
lovely weather we’re having, isn’t it? by lily22 reviews
The age-old starter of non-conversation suddenly becomes a large part of Vetinari’s life, as do talking boxes and brightly painted bits of metal that go vroom. [complete]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
The Vetissey by Virtuella reviews
Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Winter's Tale by Virtuella reviews
Pride & Petri dishes! It is a case of Pterry-meets-Jane-Austen when a genteel but naive alchemist comes to Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari discovers his Darcy side. Canon compatible up to Making Money. Cover Art by Dark Tari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
Colours by Karanguni reviews
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
August Distractions and Other Stories by Migratory reviews
Drabble series. The Patrician tries to understand Leonard's latest inventions.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Chilhood Innocence by eruthiel reviews
Random oneshot. Two junior members of the Ankh-Morpork aristocracy have their friendship abruptly interupted by an unexpected change of plan.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Just a Game by kalinnnnn reviews
Havelock Vetinari has one last thing to do before he dies. But why is it that Death doesn't like the idea? What could it possibly be?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Like Falling Through Feathers by adele4 reviews
/Snippet/ Vimes oversteps a line, and finds that there's nothing to do but step back again.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Advanced Cheating by adele4 reviews
Moist and Vetinari play poker. / Post Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Moist von L., Vetinari - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
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