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Founder: Mr. Phich - Stories: 132 - Followers: 390 - Staff: 5 - id: 48551
Some of the best humor at the expense of your favorite characters! I do take suggestions, but do to real life time constraints it takes me a while to get to the stories people send in. A while can sometimes mean months. I will eventually get to them.

Soar by SuddenlySandi reviews
The 4th part of THE CUBE SERIES by SDFreeze. This is just a short story so the other characters get to speak. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Drift by SuddenlySandi reviews
Family life with a squiggle can be tough, but a trip to Hawaii with their friends gives Edward, ah, and Bella an adventure of a lifetime. *Third in the trilogy of The Cube and Tilt* Story by SDFreeze AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,238 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tilt by SuddenlySandi reviews
Can a squiggle and a Lemniscates make a marriage work and have a child? Will Edward, ah, learn to trust women and will Bella finally learn to listen *SEQUEL To The Cube* SDFreeze Story AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,399 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cube by SuddenlySandi reviews
Bella is a unique girl, to say the least, and meets Edward when he needs to learn a different way to live. She helps him look at the world in a whole new way and find true love. SDFreeze Story AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,291 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
49 of Emmett's Corniest Pickup Lines by Purple Cow Crayons reviews
49 of Emmett's stupidest, corniest, funniest pick-up lines. Rosalie is probably hearing most of these as you read! Dont hate me cuz im bored. just read, laugh, and love it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett
Graduation Party by KristyRose reviews
**A Comedy** Edward dazzles Mike! Eric has a dance-off against Emmett! Rosalie is actually nice to the humans! Is this Twilight or the Twilight Zone? No, it’s just a "missing moment" of the Graduation Party in Eclipse from Mike Newton’s POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2009
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Proofing by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
Harry decides it is time that the Cullen's house was vampire proof. Has a mention of a male/male pairing, but nothing else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Unmentionable Bits by Mr. Phich reviews
Edward Cullen thinks everything is going well. He has just found that he is strong enough to kiss the girl- there's only one problem. That girl isn't a girl, and he has all the requisite...bits. One-shot. Twilight/HP. Rated for adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Edward - Complete
Theory by AlternativePunk reviews
A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and the Bare by sillybella reviews
For the Twilight Challenges August Challenge, to celebrate the creation of the Emmett AntiDefamation Society, your choice of Emmett opportunities: 1. In Emmett and the Bear, Emmett says, I thought what happened next was my judgment. I'd had a little too m
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
A Twilight Parody by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
ALICE CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
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