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if you thought to books where funny you'll be laughing to your lungs berst! this is a community for funny twilight storys from fluffy paring storys to laugh till you die storys you'll find thome here!
Family Therapy Cullen Style
by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Not So Perfect Forever
by distinctlyforbidden reviews
It's Christmas time and Alice is on a rampage to make the perfect Cullen Christmas for Nessie. Hilarity ensues... Rated T for steamy situations. Co-written by EdwardISLestat. Entry for the 'A very Cullen Christmas' contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Road Song
by Panda Slippers reviews
A car ride where Edward really enjoys his music, and Bella is a little confused.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Diary
by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
twilight notes of randumness!
by cristel sano reviews
evil flying bunnys? and whats this bella is making jasper crazy? and what? emmett whants a vampire kitty army? who's going to help him? and why in the world is alice dressed up as a bunny with wings? well you have to read to find out!you'll luv it i'm sur
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2008
by Lollirotxox reviews
Alice has a vision that she gets to fulfill her wedding plans for Bella and Edward, is in an obnoxiously hyper mood, has a something stuck in her head that annoys the hell out of Edward, and lands Emmett in some serious trouble. Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
If Edward Could Sleep
by PrincesSarah reviews
What if Edward could sleep? What if Bella wasn't the only sleep-talker? Ok, i just thought it would be fun to try this idea out. It has the classic Edward&Bella moments, but also some ATTEMPTED humor. Sooo...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
by me-twilighter reviews
Bella starts having really scary dreams...no, not that kind of scary! Please review! Sorry i didnt put up new chap! im working on new fics. i might continue later! thanks for all the reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Edward Finds Fanfiction
by PockyxPocky reviews
Edward, everyone's favorite innocent virgin vampire finds some not so innocent entries on a fan fiction sight! About him! *Le Gasp* Just when someone walks in... no description of what he reads! sorry but the reactions are all good R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward
by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Cullens have Instant Messaging
by TheCullens reviews
What happens when the Cullens get instant messaging? Well, not much. Discover some pretty weird things they talk about though... Sorry if my summary is horrible!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
by Lady-of-the-Ravens reviews
Alice is planning something for Bella on the 4th of July. What is it? Sort of written for the 4th of July. I had the idea of Emmett with Fireworks but it turned out more serious than I had planned.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IMing bella and edward!
by cristel sano reviews
so bella is bored and wanted something to do when edward is not there so she made a chat room! and meets someone in it who happens to be edward they both dont know there talking to eachother so read to find out what happens please! -gives puppy dog eyes-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Emmett is entrusted to take care of Bella whilst Edward, Alice, Jasper and Rosalie are out hunting. Esme and Carlisle are on one of their many honeymoons. You know what this spells...T-R-O-U-B-L-E! ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Txting U Luv
by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
Charlie walks in on Bella and Edward one night, Of course it's late and Bella thought Charlie was asleep. So now Bella's confined to her room, spending all her time in a chat room with a user named Vampire110. It's Edward, but Bella dosen't know that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Strange Happenings In The Town of Forks
by TeamJempwarth reviews
The crazy things that the Cullens, Bella, and other characters do in the small town of Forks. Completely OOC. Funny though. Rated T for crude humor. :3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008
I think I've gone crazy
by Cougarfang15 reviews
Mikes POV. A funny oneshot about when Mike finds out Bella and Edward are getting married and what he tries to do about it. SEQUEL NOW UP! FIND IT ON MY PRO.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
by RandomPurpleMonkey reviews
One Shot-Bella is at the Cullen's and gets hungry. So she gets Animal Crackers. What will happen when she dicides to play with her food? just a random story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen's Coming To Town!
by SuperVolvo reviews
Just something I wrote switching the lyrics in Santa Clause Is Coming To Town.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Movie night with Dracula!
by sparklinggreeneyes reviews
What happens when the Cullen's go to a Dracula movie? What does the "excitable" Emmett do? Read to find out! First fanfic...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Pissed and Sick
by not dead yet reviews
Bella has the flu and isn't in a real happy mood. Edward is trying to help but maybe a bit too hard. Full of throwing fits and shower fights and much much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
by cristel sano reviews
what jaspers getting a make over by alice? edward is being annoying? and what was the bet jasper and emmet made? well read to find out this is what i think would happen if bella got a 20Q
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
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by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4394 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007