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this contains only the most kickass story's I can find. I'm a pervert, so there's going to be smut. there's super!Harry too. and some crossovers. and slitherin!Harry, HarryHarem, and probably some that are horribly written, But are good plots.

Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 394,869 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 5,663 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 6,040 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dragon Pox by Melverne reviews
Why would you bother to keep someone in protective custody without an able keeper? Mrs Figg was a member of the Order of the Phoenix and could have been a formidable Auror watching over Harry Potter. What if she decided to intervene?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,476 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Neville L., Arabella F., Augusta L.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mage and Warrior by Minstrel Knight reviews
Harry is the neglected twin of the BWL. He discovers in the Chamber of Secrets a whole new world of knowledge, power and vision. Inspired, he and his friends seek to bring back the times of the Mage and Warrior. Book 1 of the Blackwolf Trilogy. HG NL DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,451 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Meaning It by Itzika reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
A rather Unique Harry: Year One by Flame05 reviews
Poor Dumbledore didn't know there was even a such thing as autism, much less high functioning autism. And that kids with high functioning autism are rather intelligent and near impossiable to manipulate. DisorderHarry. May be pairings later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and The Bonds of Blood by Ravenwood240 reviews
In JKR's reality, Lily found and cast the charm that saved Harry October 31st, 1981. Here's a look at a world where James cast the spell. First of a seven year arc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,406 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,612 - Follows: 4,553 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ogihci in Harry Potters mind? by Red-Haired-Jack reviews
It has been years since The War had ended, and Oghici, Ichigo's Inner Hollow, is bored as he wanders the wastes of Hueco Mundo following the direction of his instinct, which leads him to... the mind of Harry Potter? Strt at CoS end an goes from there. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,791 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 6,205 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Testing the Limit by Nessa Star reviews
Pushed to the edge of sanity in his second year, Harry delves into something that may have been better off left alone... Parseltongue. But what toll does magic take on a person? And what must one give up in order to perform it correctly...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,027 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
A Good Babysitter by RosemaryJolene reviews
AU. Harry Potter has a perfectly nice babysitter. But he'd rather have a mum. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14048 - Favs: 6,960 - Follows: 6,232 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 4,288 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 3,994 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
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