Years after her death at the hands of Don Weaso, Berri has been given a second chance at life as a Mermunk princess of an underwater city named Subtropolis. This story is centered around Berri's life as a Mermunk princess and the adventures she has under the sea. Rated T just to be safe.

For many, Conker's Bad Fur Day is one video game that is timeless to them, but for me personally (as well as YouTube users superflipper76 and Torri 800), I personally consider it to be not worthy of its praise. When all said and done, I (plus the other two) consider it to be THE game that killed Rareware — take note, this is all based on my opinion, don't take it seriously.

Conker gets bored.

Conker just wants to head back to the bar.

Despite Conker being King of Conk Kingdom, he's still upset over the death of Berri and is surrounded by a group of people he doesn't like. However, he'll eventually get to know the others even further. When a familiar evil force comes to take revenge against Conker, he'll learn that he actually has the greatest gift that anyone could ever ask for: friendship!

After 10 years of conker's last adventure while losing berri, Conker discovered a time machine. He use it to go back in time to save berri. But things got difficult for conker to get to his mission.

"Of all the people in the world that I don't like, and I'm in a room full of 'em." Prophetic words spoken by Conker the Squirrel on the day he became king. Little did he realize that the more time he spent with them, the more he might change his mind. Assorted drabbles with a smidge of continuity.

Poem: The tediz weren't exactly your average bears. They were far more homicidal for starters.

The squirrel and the chipmunk have always stuck together. It felt right. Yet, after more than ten years, the spark was fading and they find themselves struggling to see why they're an item in the first place. In their mutual peeves towards each other every day, every tiny moment of affection feels genuine. Assorted drabbles, about a month before Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Two young, inexperienced guards working under the malicious Panther King are given a mission to find and capture a red squirrel. How far are they going to go to appease their king and avoid another harsh punishment? More importantly, how long are they willing to put up with the ridiculous servitude they were born into doing? A Bad Fur Day as seen from someone else's perspective.

An AU fic in which Conker returns home after the battle with the Great Mighty Poo. he encounters his girlfriend while being both excessively filthy and late. How will Berri be able to sate her inner clean freak and be able to punish Conker for his actions? Read to find out!

Poem: It's true what they say - the grass is always greener.

This Story is kinda copyright because my character name is like the same as Conker but it's Fonker I just replace one letter and Fonker is a teddy bear that looks like the tediz in Bad Fur Day but he is a nice bear and I edit him a little so it wont be like the same tediz looks even though he still has stitches but only on his face.

Some Conker spanking. Leave suggestions for chapters.

I raise Conker. Rated T for a minor enjoying spankings if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't read it.

Conker is still mourning the death of Berri, his girlfri- ex-girlfriend. Move on you say? Conker is going to do just that. Move on. But not before he avenges Berri's murder, and murders Don Weaso. Join Conker on his quest, as he meets new and old friends, fights crazy bosses, encounters new and old areas, all while retaining that same hilarious Conker humor.

Self explanatory

The title says it all.

Jackie remembers the death of her parents while her Stephen, her big brother, steps in to comfort her. (Not my best summary, I know) Rated T for swears, mentions of death, and tickling.

Sequel to 'Mechanical Poise' and 'Ze Professor's Old Things' This is what happens when the Panther King thinks too much. Contains OC. One-Shot.

Conker runs empty on alcohol, and he searches everywhere in the castle for one bottle. He then results to crime, unfortunately, as he attempts to steal alcohol from the pub...

ONE-SHOT: After the events of the game, Conker addresses the person who seemingly has control over the new events. No one cares about the Fourth Wall, Anyway...

ONE-SHOT. Whilst running from a very hungry and violent vampire-squirrel, Conker encounters a problem not too different from the one the game had- only this time its more of a 'typo' thing...

ALTERNATE ENDING: What if Berri's fate had been different? Conker faces Ze Professor in a different battle and finds himself in different circumstances that may just help him save Berri's life. Rated T for mention of blood and refernce to swearing.

ONE-SHOT; Alone in his lab, Professor von Kiplspac muses about his plan as he works on his newest army of menaces.