Post-Horizon. Oneshot. ShepardxKaidan, ShepardxGarrus, & hints of one-sided JokerxShepard. T for language and innuendo. Terrible summary, just know that the story, as well as the characters, are FABULOUS. In a good way. And BITCHIN'. in a bad way.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete