AU. The Garrus and Javik buddy cop fic that nobody asked for. Starring: Garrus, as The Wildcard. Javik, as the Killjoy Partner. Julia Shepard, as The Chief. Feron, as The Incompetent Secretary. Kasumi, as That Guy In The Chair. Their mission? Fight crime, throw pineapples, rinse, repeat. Oh, and cause property damage, of course! But what happens when one of their own is murdered?
Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/10 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kasumi G., Javik