I liked the other three stories beter. This might be because it's sad and weird but i'm just a Person so what would i know about writing.

BEST STORY EVER.
HANDS DOWN.
Good job, dude.

this was both hilarious and creepy (at some points) but mostly hilarious. it does it's job well and i'd love to see what other crime this innocent looking main character can pull off. this is definitly a worth follow.