Reviews for There's Nothing Worse Than a Wine Snob
excessivelyperky chapter 1 . 7/6/2017
I think if I wanted to have fun with Lucius, I would give him a glass of what we laughingly call Three-Buck Chuck and not tell him what it was until it was too late (it's surprisingly palatable for such a cheap wine).
Guest chapter 1 . 9/16/2015
What remark was that? Who is the defence professor? Hermione? "Severus, if this is about that remark I made regarding the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor—no, do not open that bottle! I FORBID YOU!"
Guest chapter 1 . 9/16/2015
Hope she doesn't drink while pregnant since she loves wine
Guest chapter 1 . 9/16/2015
bookivore chapter 1 . 8/6/2015
I know you are trying to generalize the people they infuriate by saying they infuriate their friends and relatives but really - Harry and Ron can't be wine snobs. If Tobias Snape had a snobby relative, Severus never grew up knowing them, and the Prince family probably looked down on Snape in general. The two generic dentists too generic to be wine snobs. Minerva, either stiff or unwound that one. Narcissa, a Black, so she does whatever she wants. So it became obvious that you were only talking about one person they infuriate right from the start.
Saissa chapter 1 . 7/20/2015
I guess this means I'm not a wine snob.
I'm just a wine ignoramus - I know nothing about wine since I dont drink...
jensteed chapter 1 . 12/25/2014
"SHEBBUSH!" haha, I had a good laugh at this :D
Little Claws chapter 1 . 9/20/2014
This was wonderfully funny! I can just imagine Lucius' apoplexy at the thought of pesto with a fine wine...
Thank you for sharing! :)
Martionmanswife chapter 1 . 8/22/2014
this is just cute.
Grovek26 chapter 1 . 6/8/2014
Fab story with lots of chuckles.
angel897 chapter 1 . 5/13/2014
fun to read
just an anon reader chapter 1 . 4/25/2014
I loved this delightfully evil fluff 3
SleeplessNightsOfGrape chapter 1 . 4/17/2014
I tried and failed to resist the urge to chuckle darkly throughout your story. Love it! Thanks for sharing this!
Kenn chapter 1 . 3/29/2014
I would do something like this, even though I can't stand the taste of wine. I'd kidnap an unrepentant wine snob, preferably a French one like John Cleese played in Monty Python, and force him to witness it. I would do it while wringing my hands and cackling like a movie villian. It's like stealing candy from a baby; it's like kicking a puppy; it's... it's... It's like forcing Scrooge to watch someone wipe their arse with gold-plated toilet paper. *demented giggling*
HallowRain8587 chapter 1 . 3/11/2014
And what are you going to torture him with next, hot dogs?
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