| Reviews for No Need for Halkeginian Logic |
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  Guest chapter 12 . 8/18 One of the best crack I've read |
 clinttraper chapter 13 . 2/2 Man ive never even watched FoZ but that didn’t matter at all, this fic was just plain hilarious. 10/10 |
| treviondrown chapter 11 . 11/10/2023 the dragonborn wouldn't know what sex was in all of its forms and I mean not quite literally he had a real fun time with like three priestess of literally the God of sex an debauchery so I assume he just doesn't know what Chasity means because in Skyrim they don't really have that lotion obviously to have a first-time thing but that's usually giving up to like the first guy you like slash the first girl you like and is not really a big deal except for that one time mostly because most students don't survive the harsh Winters and the wars that are constantly happening |
| treviondrown chapter 10 . 11/10/2023 this is a head Cannon but I think the dragonborn when he looks at the constellations connects to his father the dragon god of time and he simply download some of the secrets of previous heroes and warriors like you can level up you're one-handed skill to 100 without ever looking at a constellation but all that does is level up your base damage and not learn any tricks that comes with learning how to wield a sword so a dragonborn's powers include boosted experience and skill copying and you can strengthen your body AKA allocate your stats by your father enhancing your body with more dragon traits |
| Chaosgenetives chapter 13 . 9/18/2023 I have to say, it was comedy gold. Thanks) |
| Backpack Bandit chapter 11 . 9/1/2023 Oh my god my sides are in *orbit* This entire story is gold |
| Backpack Bandit chapter 10 . 8/31/2023 “I dont make the rules, I just break them” is a hell of a line, im stealing that one |
| Backpack Bandit chapter 10 . 8/31/2023 I feel bad for Tabitha, hopefully she adapts quickly lmao |
| Backpack Bandit chapter 8 . 8/31/2023 I almost feel bad for the guy, having to deal with both an experienced player and a new one at the same time? He doesnt stand a chance |
| haystack51 chapter 13 . 8/14/2023 shes CHIMing! thanks for the story, eight years later. |
| haystack51 chapter 11 . 8/14/2023 lol |
| haystack51 chapter 10 . 8/14/2023 the best "video-game/player-logic as a real person" rendition I've ever seen for sure. the refusal to return the bribe cracked me up |
| Cyan Quartz chapter 9 . 8/2/2023 Hmph, now I see why the Dragon Born keeps count of how many rabbits he kills. |
| Cyan Quartz chapter 6 . 8/2/2023 I've never watched Familiar, but I'm having a damned good time here! It's funny and sweet. |
| LightTrain chapter 13 . 5/1/2023 That first scene with the elf, hilarious! A death by spoon thing for sure, I need to find a way to work that into one of my stories |