I discovered this story through the Rizzles Fanfic Facebook group and ohmygod it is simply AWESOME. Wow. I have read the whole thing in about two days cuz I just could not stop reading.
The whole lesbian cruise ship idea is simply excellent, love it so much!
Such a hilarious, fun, feel-good story! The humor is impeccable and you really had me laugh out loud throughout the whole story...and yet, there are also moments of surprising tenderness and depth that you captured equally convincing.
This will be one of my all time favorite Rizzles stories for sure. Thank you so much for writing this masterpiece and sharing it with us all. I will definitely reread!

Lol "Plop your ass down and wait for me". That was so funny.

I'm really not sure that BPD would allow Jane's picture to be used. She's often the one the killers turn their attention to.

I love this story. I reread it all the time. It’s fantastic. I hope you write professionally. I’d love to buy your work. Let me know if you have anything out there. Thanks for this . It always makes me really happy!

Yes, yes, yes...this was the perfect cruise and your writing in the perfect lesbian cruise direction. Thanks for the solid entertainment.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much when reading! Love this story!

Wow I loved your story it was sooo friggen awesome !
It would have made an awesome movie !

This was one of the funniest Rizzles stories I’ve read on here! I laughed out loud a few times!
It was so Jane when she said “ring a fucking ding Maura, I’m so excited I could just shit” lmao.
I also loved when Jane said that they’ll have to stack dry ice under the bed to deal with Maura’s menopause. What a beautiful story. Well done!

Now that I've read this a second time I'm making sure I leave a review. This is one of, if not the funniest rizzles stories I have ever read and the original have such great characterization and uniqueness to them that it is like a whole new series. Coming from the xena Fandom the moments in this story crack me up so much but also have an endearing quality to the people that are so off the wall but real. Your Maura is one my favorite renditions of any rizzles story. She is her amazing self come to life outside of the series and I love her for all her great TMI google mouth moments. Thank you for sharing your story and talent.

I love Ming lol

Beautiful! Fun! The end made me squee with delight! Well rounded characters and a hell of a ride! I needed a fun uplifting story, and here it is! Thank you!

You had me at gloves from the dollar store. :D

Wow love your story, Thank you :)

Fascinating! enjoed every part of it. love Beata and Coco. I can't remember who is Coco prototype, but I feel that I already know that short-comment stylethat's right'. and KayeFayeomg, you broke my heart with that pair, so cute. love all of them!
ps: sorry, but seems you don't know that feeling when each cm of your skin is burned... I'm also pale with freckeles, had sun burns of 2 stage some years ago on my legs from calves to hips.. couldn't move for 2 weeks, it's fucking heroic just to go to pee. you're all covered in thick layer of ointment and bandages. no sex, nooo, you just dream to stop burning, you legs are swallen, skin seems to ripple any moment, and when it does, there is thick liquid and ichor... ewww! and even 1 stage sun burns for us, pale caucasoids, can't pass in 1-2 nights, it starts itching some days later
except this, the story is really brilliant!

This was an insanely spectacular ride. I loved every perfectly ridiculous yet real moment. Thanks for sharing!