Reviews for Uzumaki
Saurito chapter 5 . 4/22
Hard boiled.
RollsOffTheTongue chapter 28 . 4/17
holy fuck please I need more
korlinki chapter 6 . 4/12
i think if you change something more except Sasuke gender it would be more enjoyable read. but read again cannon slightly different is boring.
SevvyOmahgawsh chapter 18 . 4/11
Niko: my most frightening dream was that Dr. Hand said that i would need to lop off my own head

Dude, that is so not true. Mine had death in it. It was friggin scary.

Niko: oh reeeeaaalllllyyyyy? :)

yes now shut it niko
Sevvy, out!
SevvyOmahgawsh chapter 17 . 4/11
Niko: I like chocolate cake

I dont like cake at all. Also, throats remind me of weak spots for fighting

Niko: HOW COULD U NOT LIKE CAKE!?

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Niko: NO

Niko, if you dont stop i will put you in a room, lock it, and turn the lights on

Niko: but the light hurts

I know. you have photophobia

Niko: Yea. its a bummer you dont. Because if you did I would do the same thing back to you for eating my pizza last week.

We both know the rule: if you leave any slice of pizza on the counter, and look away for a second, dont get mad if you find it missing when you look and me not hungry anymore

Niko: dangit. anyways, bye

ok then. Sorry for that, great job, though hinata's death was very...unexpected.
Sevvy, out!
SevvyOmahgawsh chapter 7 . 4/11
Niko: Sevvy isnt here, so ill make this quick: good job, but Satsuki needs ta kiss th' blond idiot. Ye I do have and use slang, so dont ask me bout it.
SevvyOmahgawsh chapter 4 . 4/11
Niko: AWESOME! but please make sure that sakura suffers for being rude to naruto and-

NIKO! WHAT TH' HELL ARE YA DOING ON THIS WEBSITE AGAIN WITHOUT ME HERE FOR A REVIEW?!

Niko: I...um...sorry boss gotta...gotta go pee! yea i gotta go pee now

GET BACK HERE!

Niko: NO! IM TAKING A PISS AND THEN IMMA TAKE A SHIT!

anyways, sorry for the intrusion and trouble.
Sevvy, out!
SevvyOmahgawsh chapter 3 . 4/11
OK, you asked for it. SHITTY SHIT SHIT FUCKING FUCK FUCKER.
does that count? also, KEEP DOING AN AWESOME JOB DUDE!
sorry for assuming you're a dude. you might be a dude-et, but for now imma just call you dude because thats what i call everybody.

Niko: but thats super old now sevvy

yes, but you have existed longer than i have called people dude, so watch it, you are older

Niko: but Dr. Hand said that i need to bitch slap people who talked like that, so cmere so i can bitch slap you

no

Niko: why?

because you listen to your fucking hand for fucks sake as a doctor! A DOCTOR! ITS JUST A HAND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Niko: but-

SHUT IT! END OF DISCUSSION!

Sevvy, out!
Guest chapter 28 . 4/11
Plz keep going
SevvyOmahgawsh chapter 1 . 4/10
Ok, you said criticise, so here ya go:
THIS IS TH' LAMEST SHIT ON THIS WEBSITE!

ok now that the said criticism is done, I really dont mean the above in caps :P
calazar chapter 28 . 4/5
This is a great story. Please continue it. I love how you've believably addressed all of Narutos losses and how he handles them. I love it keep it up.
TravelingRoxas chapter 28 . 4/3
Cries
Guest chapter 28 . 4/3
Eyy. Memes
Guest chapter 19 . 4/3
You should write horror stories.
Noogai5097 chapter 28 . 4/2
ahhhhhh why is this so gooooooood

Please tell me you won't eventually burn out on this story and stop updating altogether someday it's too good to go unfinished!
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