You should know that still think Naruto is your best character.

Hey Danzo? :)
Fuck you Root asshole. Itachi and Tobi got bored and destroyed all the Sharingan. No eye stealing for you, ya one eyed bastard. Looks like your little plan didnt work out quite the way you wanted it too. That means no, Sharingan genjutsu during meetings with the Daimyo, and especially no reality warping Sharingans in your wooden arm.

Lol

P.S. all the win for the great Kyuubi-sama!

lolz

Wow

wow, it takes skill to get amusing and horrifying together this well. Then again, you do have skill in abundance.

The start was freaking hilarious. I was stopping and laughing and stopping and laughing.

Interesting thought process for Itachi.

Bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha doesn't matter where Sasuke is the shuriken always almost nearly hits him because of Naruto. Priceless. Would be hilarious if Naruto did it on purpose. I actually had an idea where Naruto never fights seriously and annoys everyone in fights.

Bahahahahahahahahahahhahaha Naruto and Sasuke talking with Itachi being there was freaking hilarious.

Bahahahahahahhahahaha this was freaking hilarious. So many hilarious moments. Bloody awesome.

I would actually love to see more of this. I want to know more and what happens next.

Superb one-shot/chapter.

You should think about some work in the comedy field. I am sure you would be awesome.

Haha. The parts with Itachi have their place, but I prefer the humor.

That was awesome. Sucks that it won't be continued; it might have been interesting.

Good.

That was hilarious, Naruto helped just by being a annoying lonely little boy.

It was slightly less...

this feels like it should be expanded into a "what if?" story where sasuke and naruto actually become friends so sasuke doesn't do the whole avenger b.s.

Maybe it just seems like that because I've got used to canon, but I think this version is much more sick than original one.
Still, if you'll ever post second chapster I would love to see it.
It would be interesting to know what this will lead to.
Please update.

:O like everyone else, seeing a continuation would be awesome! just because of how different sasuke would probably grow up to be since the speech was different and because he now has a sorta-friend, naruto
also because he wasn't mentally tortured for 3 days and didn't have to witness all of his clan being killed
even if he sees the dead bodies at least he can only imagine how they were killed instead of actually seeing how
thanks for writing this! i enjoy your writing style!

"Well you could at least do something else," Naruto said. "You keep throwing the same shuriken at the same target and keep hitting it the exact same way. We get it already. You can hit the target. What are you actually learning here?"

"I'm practicing."

"So you can hit a target and you keep hitting the target so you'll get better at already being perfect at hitting the target?" Naruto asked. "Sasuke, that's kind of stupid."

Oh ninja logic Naruto

"Well am I supposed to go around calling him 'Sasuke's brother'?" Naruto demanded.

Love the refrance

I thought you had stopped doing Naruto fics. I'm glad I was wrong. This is hilarious. As good as "your not halucanating Saskae ". How do you have so many good alternative interpatations for this scenario? It's Awesome!