Reviews for Past an Hour the Prospect's Black
Kai chapter 1 . 11/15/2019
The stupid idea to revive that shit tournament alone should've had the ministry idiots who came up with it sued by just about everyone for everything.

"Ah, well, hundreds of deaths among the champions, the judges, AND the audience over the centuries is a perfect reason to start the event again. Let's see a couple people ripped apart by rampaging monsters for our entertainment again. It's so funny! They should've never stopped the tournament."

The complete setup of that tournament was shit. Problem is that Rowling had to write SOMETHING, otherwise she would've never sold the books. But honestly, nesting dragons? Uninvolved children in a non-survivable environment as hostages? A maze with monsters, of which at least one has a XXXXX rating. And if Hagrid ever had his illegal cross-breds registered it would've been two of those. And as the book is written from Harry's point of view, who knows how many other murder monsters were in the maze that Harry just didn't encounter.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/11/2019
It's good, only thing made me sour, krum's question is left unanswerd let alone he need to ask dumb shit.
xXLostStar chapter 1 . 9/14/2019
I cried of laughter, to be honest. Found this on reddit, deeply thankful to have found it. Great job!
ArlyssTolero chapter 1 . 9/12/2019
Heh, found this story because of a prompt someone proposed over on Reddit. Glad I did. This was so very enjoyable.
kimjo2 chapter 1 . 8/23/2019
What were they thinking. Great stuff! Thanks
MelancholyNaz chapter 1 . 8/15/2019
hahahahaha
Love2read23 chapter 1 . 7/16/2019
Oh my gosh! I love it. Can the Triwizard Tournament be sued of out existent please?
Guest chapter 1 . 5/7/2019
Reasonable reaction based on the knowledge they had. A BAD decision is just that - best available data at the time.
HPandPJO4ever chapter 1 . 4/29/2019
This is really good! Much more realistic! (And also kinda hilarious!)
Olly chapter 1 . 1/11/2019
Putting aside the fact that the cover of the daily prophet the next day is, at least, going to present Harry as an unstable and troubled teen. I don't believe that he could threaten a member of the ministry with a knife and face no legal action.
tyrannicpuppy chapter 1 . 1/7/2019
Harry sure gets creative when backed into a corner. They're lucky it wasn't Hermione, she gets vindictive. I'd love to see them plot together and punish the morons properly for their stupidity. Would be a prank/punishment for the ages.
Bronze chapter 1 . 11/25/2018
Ever since I heard what the tasks were in the book and saw it in the movie I wondered just how moronic the magical world of Briton was. Some years after that I realized that A, Dumbles was actually a Dark lord masquerading as a light wizard and B, absolutely senile! After this, I'd've told that senile old fraud I quit his school, I quit his moronic magical world and finally I quit magical Briton! And he could burn the Dursley's at the stake, tear down Durskaban board by board, burn the lumber and salt the ground it stood on. #4 Privet Dr. was never my home, it was my prison and place of torture starting on 11/01/1981 and continuing every summer since. When the next task came around I enter and sit down doing nothing except maybe reading a good book. Seeing as I'd likely be the last to enter, what reason would I have to bother trying solve the maze and win? And if they threatened to take my magic I'd get up and take a slow walk around before shooting up red sparks. I know for a fact that regardless whether or not Harry were to quit the school Fumblewhore would never allow Harry to actually leave for some other school of magic in some other country. The old fraud is a control freak and could never imagine cleaning up his own mess.
Oliver W.K. Twist chapter 1 . 9/3/2018
Alright this was awesome. That is all.
Cassandra30 chapter 1 . 7/28/2018
Awesome idea ! Love it immensely!
Mmars69 chapter 1 . 6/25/2018
Finally a logical reaction to what we were led to believe could have resulted in the loss of the hostages. I can honestly say, I'd have done the same thing Harry did.
Thank you for writing.
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