Joker Harry was wicked! Even I was uncomfortable with that! Excellent short.

I totally agree with making fun of the whole Ron and Hermione are traitors thing. It makes me cringe every time I see a fanfic where they allude to the fact that they were paid by Dumbledore to be friends. Now if later on in a story something happens where character development shows something happened to make them evil that is more interesting but I just can’t get behind the whole they were traitors from the get go or the ones where Harry turns on them because of deals Dumbledore had with the Weasleys that’s Ron had no idea about (in those Ron didn’t know about the deal so he didn’t have anything to do with how a natural friendship played out). So annoying.

Lmfao so in the 007 one because of the chair and stroking his pet thing- I totally kept picturing Voldemort as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

Sheldon Harry was pretty interesting. I haven’t seen that combination before.

Lol this chapter is only 4 sentences long and it’s still funny. No extra bits needed. Just back away. Slowly.

Lololololol ol Harry told him to hump a tree! Omg lol I can’t stop laughing.

Lol grandpa Salazar was funny.

Goblin Harry... IS AWESOME.

Lol I wonder if this is what older people really think about when they see bloggers. Voldy is so relatable in this one!

Lol I think I just died laughing. “Why don’t you just hold me over th cauldron and shake me!?” Omg such troubles. XD As a female I found this chapter hilarious.

Omg lol so many good points XD

lol I can tell these are going to be great.

the severus chapter killed me holy shit i hate how i know EXACTLY what weird crud it’s referring to (also thank you for being a decent person with something called ‘morals’ and finding pedophillia disgusting bc honestly harry/any-adult makes me shrivel up and die inside). also the “pwofessor Snape will spank me!” and voldemort being confused why wormtail finds that cute is eerily reminiscent of a fic i read where snape sure as hell did spank harry and i had to stop reading at that point like?, W haTt?

anyway lovely, creative story! I’ve read this several times and it never gets old. I even like some of these tropes, but really when it comes down to it they’re just not the realistic way a frightened 14yd old boy would act

bro wormtail in this fic was me in 8th grade "im not gay... im not gay..." (spoiler alert: im hella gay)

What about Cedric's body?