He also has superstrength that would have him beat the shit out of Cap, no question.

weaker than normal spidey by quite a bit, a crowbar wouldn't bruise him, he'd have left a big ass dent in the stark suit, and he'd have healed from a bruise overnight

Peter lifted his hand up next to his head, laid his fingers against his temple, and with a chuckle, he gave his teammates one last small, pitiful, but otherwise goofy-looking salute.

"Just be sure...you remember me. Your friendly...n-neighborhood...Spider...Man..."

This is poetry. So beautifuly written. I cried, reading this, as Peter doesn't want anyone to forget him.

About Captain America vs Spider-Man. Spider-Man’s strength, speed, and reflexes are so extremely superior to his that Captain America’s training and experience would be useless. That’s just the reality of combat. Even without his Spider-Sense.

And spider webs are insanely strong. Two layers of a real spider’s webbing can stop a .223 rifle bullet. A pencil thick amount can stop a fully laden Boeing 747. And it’s extremely hard to cut due to its elasticity and it’s resilient against basically any environmental factors. The stuffs insane.

If their actions were about dealing with threats and peoples’ safety, then not only would they not bother someone for merely “potentially” becoming a threat, but they’d consider only people whose actions show threat behavior to even have that potential. Otherwise it’s just an excuse to drag people off.

They’re not acting like SHIELD. They’re acting like Nazis.

I don't like fics like these because they make characters OOC to move the plot ahead. There's no way in hell the Avengers would gang up like that on a hero-especially one they know next to anything about it.

A sequel? A SEQUEL, HURRAY! ADIOS, AMIGOS, IM OFF TO CHECK IT OUT!

Uh oh. Venom. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Note the impressive amount of screaming in terror!) I can't wait to read about Peter going to the party! Btw, I LOVED the chapter with Deathpool in it! Seriously, CHIMICHANGAS?! I am never going to be able to forget the mental image of Deathpool saying that he needs ten tiny Spidys wearing bowties in a basket! :) Please, please, PLEASE write another story with Spidey and Deathpool bromance; you do such a rockin awesome job of writing both of them! You totally rock, my friend, and your story is absolutely fantastic!

*passes out on the floor*

The THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

*does happy dance* THIS IS AWESOME!

Wooooooo hoooooooooo! I love stupid ideas! I a, SO glad that Aunt May knows who Peter actually is now. Sososososososososooooooo very glad! :)

This is your first fanfic ever?! Dude, I am unbelievably impressed! This chapter did a splendid job of introducing your main character (Spider-Man/ Peter) and set the first of the stepping stones for the plot development quite marvelously. Well done, friend, well done!

If Spider-Man was punching this guy “mercilessly,” then his fist would have gone through the drunk’s head with the first punch.

Really enjoyed your story. Very descriptive, well written and you did a good job capturing Spidey’s character.
Two little bit-picks: I believe SHIELD is more a international organization overseen by World Security Council - not a corporation. Second, I believe it is lay not lied. As in the brush lay on the table. Not the brush lied on the table.
Thanks for sharing your very interesting take on Spidey and the Avengers.