Reviews for We're Screwed
Corwyn chapter 7 . 7/29
A lovely story. Thank you for sharing it with us.
NulledVoid chapter 7 . 7/26
KoldT chapter 7 . 1/9
Enjoyable story.
Armiture chapter 7 . 12/8/2022
Yes, a third story would wrap this theme up with the revelation of the updated magical world.

Hmm, "The Statute of Secrecy is Screwed" could work as a title.
Armiture chapter 4 . 12/8/2022
Yeah, that last paragraph really lays out one of the biggest challenges of updating Hogwarts. Teaching longtime conservatives to think for themselves isn't easy, especially when they are resistant to changing their ways.
Armiture chapter 3 . 12/8/2022
So far, so good. Nothing too unexpected, I expected the purge to be larger than four but the volunteers to retire were a bit of a surprise to me and it shouldn't have been. Even the younger teachers were resistant to making changes, even if they for the better.
Armiture chapter 2 . 12/8/2022
The reality of being between the proverbial Rock and Hard Place is sinking in for Scrimgeour. Did Bones get killed like in canon HP? Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if Fudge sacked her because she failed to capture the "Fine Upstanding Citizens" before they got killed while attempting a murder spree on innocent non-magicals.
Armiture chapter 1 . 12/8/2022
Honestly, I was hoping those stupid purebloods would drown in the swamp, get bitten by venomous snakes, and/or eaten by alligators imported from the US.
bibliopuff chapter 7 . 7/7/2022
nice story, i like the schooling details. thank you
Sensorybuzz chapter 7 . 4/23/2022
Wonderful story. Thanks for writing.
yochan123 chapter 7 . 4/22/2022
great story. I love the magical primary school idea and giving ppl access to media and again bringing them into the 21st century which basically no other fanfic has done, and this is really neat.

it's kinda like how i think about the wizarding world after voldemort's defeat like...WHAT NEXT? You live in this medieval hovel while others have tvs and phones and then what?
yochan123 chapter 6 . 4/22/2022
s they pay good money for their children's education, it is only right to allow them to get informed how the child does in its classes. It's for the same reason that we are adding a second report card after the first semester."
for real it's like a complete black hole with how dumbles hid everything major that happened too! i would be outraged to know of students being petrified AND STAFF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BAOUT IT

The more the mundane technology develops, the more probable is an accident being filmed and ending up on the internet, which is a platform that mundanes all over the world can access, if they have the technology for it, which is also common. It is only a question of when, not it, that we are found out. And it doesn't even have to be in our country, it could be in France, America or Africa. We don't know. But what is absolutely clear is that we need to be ready then. Our people need to be able to move among the mundanes as if it was the most normal thing in the world, which it should be.

The mundanes are only kept out of very small parts of the country. About half of our people live in villages next to mundanes. Only few have old estates to that the mundanes can't get. And still, their planes fly over them and can take pictures from the air. No ward can prevent that, as they only fool the human eye. They are asking questions when they don't understand something."
this idiot man
yochan123 chapter 5 . 4/22/2022
it annoys me so much that other fics constantly try to classify people based on their hogwarts houses like if someone showed AN OUNCE OF WIT, THEY WOULD BE LIKE "ARE YOU SECRETLY A SLYTHERIN" DUDE WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE PERSONALITY TRAIT OR BEHAVIOR. JESUS

it's also sad that nobody ever addressed children being homesick cuz I went to a summer camp when I was 12 and I was 100% quite homesick even though it was fun. can't imagine being in a death trap castle being bullied by others and NOT feeling homesick

yay for no house competition shit either. just individual prizes so anyone can work hard

nice to finally give ppl more sports choices too
yochan123 chapter 4 . 4/22/2022
really good changes!

being able to offer non boarding options is great. i wouldn't want to go to a stupid boarding school where i'm not allowed out even on weekends to see my family BOO THAT

"We need to change how the students are divided in four houses, based on their character traits. That only leads to trouble

the house concept caused too much animosity in the past. I mean, three quarters of the school branded all Slytherins as evil at the point that the hat yelled out their new house.
for real. just randomly assign students to a color or something. ugh i hate canon

The weekends will be completely free for the children to do what they want. In the past the teachers at Hogwarts normally set large amounts of homework to keep them busy to prevent them acting out, but this will change. Homework for one subject will at most take one hour to finish, including research for a topic.
yes honestly constalty bombarding students with homework is STUPID. INCREDIBLY STUPID AND DOES NOT TEACH THEM JACKSHIT
yochan123 chapter 3 . 4/22/2022
honestly like does no one expect the hogwarts curriculum to actually do okay in the 21th century? in a tech age and ppl still living in the medieval area with magic and relying on owls to communicate with NO ELECTRICITY?

but he has destroyed the dreams of many students that had to endure his teachings. How many had to give up dreams of becoming healers, aurors, Potions masters and other jobs that required a NEWT in Potions, just because she either didn't get the O he asks for in his NEWT classes, or because they didn't want to go through the torture of his classes anymore
are you fucking blind mcgonagall. shame on you. SHAME ON YOu

snape ought to have been in fucking azkaban for his DEATH EATER CRIMES

In Australia and India, parselmouths are revered, as they have large populations of poisonous snakes there. Having a parselmouth with you means that you aren't in danger from those snakes. Harry met an Australian witch who has the same talent fifteen years ago and she told him of her work on a snake farm where they breed snakes to use their venom to develop antidotes for hospitals


Though i am glad she married charlie and not ron cuz i think she would have been imperious'd to do that
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