Reviews for We're Screwed
bibliopuff chapter 7 . 7/7
nice story, i like the schooling details. thank you
Sensorybuzz chapter 7 . 4/23
Wonderful story. Thanks for writing.
yochan123 chapter 7 . 4/22
great story. I love the magical primary school idea and giving ppl access to media and again bringing them into the 21st century which basically no other fanfic has done, and this is really neat.

it's kinda like how i think about the wizarding world after voldemort's defeat like...WHAT NEXT? You live in this medieval hovel while others have tvs and phones and then what?
yochan123 chapter 6 . 4/22
s they pay good money for their children's education, it is only right to allow them to get informed how the child does in its classes. It's for the same reason that we are adding a second report card after the first semester."
for real it's like a complete black hole with how dumbles hid everything major that happened too! i would be outraged to know of students being petrified AND STAFF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BAOUT IT

The more the mundane technology develops, the more probable is an accident being filmed and ending up on the internet, which is a platform that mundanes all over the world can access, if they have the technology for it, which is also common. It is only a question of when, not it, that we are found out. And it doesn't even have to be in our country, it could be in France, America or Africa. We don't know. But what is absolutely clear is that we need to be ready then. Our people need to be able to move among the mundanes as if it was the most normal thing in the world, which it should be.
yup

The mundanes are only kept out of very small parts of the country. About half of our people live in villages next to mundanes. Only few have old estates to that the mundanes can't get. And still, their planes fly over them and can take pictures from the air. No ward can prevent that, as they only fool the human eye. They are asking questions when they don't understand something."
this idiot man
yochan123 chapter 5 . 4/22
it annoys me so much that other fics constantly try to classify people based on their hogwarts houses like if someone showed AN OUNCE OF WIT, THEY WOULD BE LIKE "ARE YOU SECRETLY A SLYTHERIN" DUDE WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE PERSONALITY TRAIT OR BEHAVIOR. JESUS

it's also sad that nobody ever addressed children being homesick cuz I went to a summer camp when I was 12 and I was 100% quite homesick even though it was fun. can't imagine being in a death trap castle being bullied by others and NOT feeling homesick

yay for no house competition shit either. just individual prizes so anyone can work hard

nice to finally give ppl more sports choices too
yochan123 chapter 4 . 4/22
really good changes!

being able to offer non boarding options is great. i wouldn't want to go to a stupid boarding school where i'm not allowed out even on weekends to see my family BOO THAT

"We need to change how the students are divided in four houses, based on their character traits. That only leads to trouble
YES SERIOUSLY LIKE WTF PPL THINK YOU"RE EITHER REALLY BRAVE/DUMB, SMART, Or EVIL?

the house concept caused too much animosity in the past. I mean, three quarters of the school branded all Slytherins as evil at the point that the hat yelled out their new house.
for real. just randomly assign students to a color or something. ugh i hate canon

The weekends will be completely free for the children to do what they want. In the past the teachers at Hogwarts normally set large amounts of homework to keep them busy to prevent them acting out, but this will change. Homework for one subject will at most take one hour to finish, including research for a topic.
yes honestly constalty bombarding students with homework is STUPID. INCREDIBLY STUPID AND DOES NOT TEACH THEM JACKSHIT
yochan123 chapter 3 . 4/22
honestly like does no one expect the hogwarts curriculum to actually do okay in the 21th century? in a tech age and ppl still living in the medieval area with magic and relying on owls to communicate with NO ELECTRICITY?

but he has destroyed the dreams of many students that had to endure his teachings. How many had to give up dreams of becoming healers, aurors, Potions masters and other jobs that required a NEWT in Potions, just because she either didn't get the O he asks for in his NEWT classes, or because they didn't want to go through the torture of his classes anymore
are you fucking blind mcgonagall. shame on you. SHAME ON YOu

snape ought to have been in fucking azkaban for his DEATH EATER CRIMES

In Australia and India, parselmouths are revered, as they have large populations of poisonous snakes there. Having a parselmouth with you means that you aren't in danger from those snakes. Harry met an Australian witch who has the same talent fifteen years ago and she told him of her work on a snake farm where they breed snakes to use their venom to develop antidotes for hospitals
exactly

seriously it's just like knowing another language SPEAKING TO SNAKES DOESN'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING SPECIAL AND CERTAINLY NOT A SIGN OF DARK WIZARDS. YOU ARE SO NAIVE BEING IN YOUR TINY BUBBLE HERMIONE

Though i am glad she married charlie and not ron cuz i think she would have been imperious'd to do that
yochan123 chapter 2 . 4/22
I WISH MORE FICS ADDRESSED THE BELOW POINTS INSTEAD OF JUST REHASHING FUCKING CANON AND THEN EXPECTING SOME SORT OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER FROM A FUCKED UP CORRUPT SOCIETY. like after voldemort died, then what? hogwarts education is still garbage, muggleborns still can't find a job to save their lives, NOTHING HAS CHANGED

seriously dumbledore could have done a lot of good for the wizarding world BUT HE NEVER DID. he was BASICALLY ANOTHER VOLDEMORT BUT EVEN WORSE BECAUSE HE CORRUPTED EVERYTHING AT THE ROOTS LIKE DANZO UNTIL THEIR ENTIRE SOCEITY WAS A ROTTING SHITTY MESS

Where you were reluctant to act decisively, we decided that the loss of innocent lives was much worse than using force.

"You insisted on putting that burden on the shoulders of a teenager, who had turned his back onto you, thanks to your teachers at Hogwarts, your supposed premier school for magic, allowing bullying to run wild. Your problems are all self-made, because you don't stop excesses like that before they become a problem like that. You did nothing to actually face the problem yourself.

exactly right!
yochan123 chapter 1 . 4/22
Then you let a small group of terrorists kill innocent people and did nothing against them. You didn't really care that first generations had to live in poverty or be supported by their families because you had got what you wanted from them. The best many could hope for was finding a wizarding family that was more open-minded and would have one of their children marry them and let them work for the family business.

"You failed, Professor McGonagall, and I for one, wouldn't want to be in your or Dumbledore's shoes when you have to face Lily and James in the afterlife. They died to protect Harry and you betrayed their trust by leaving Harry with the Dursleys. In their will they clearly stated that Harry was to never go there, but no, Albus Dumbledore always knows best and if you don't like something written in a will, you can easily seal it.
that's right. i've always thought lily and james would go after dumbles and snape WITH A VENGEANCE in the afterlife cuz fuck that old shit

and these dumbass magicals who can't stop using magic like arthur weasley and his stupid family failing so hard at pretending to be a weirdo

I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN HERMIONE - SHE IS OBVIOUSLY CORRUPTED BY THE HOGWARTS IDIOCY THAT SHE CANNOT EVEN RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH AND BETTERMENT OF PEOPLE EXACTLY LIKE HER TO PREVENT THEM FROM BEING THE FRIENDLESS BULLIED KID SHE WAS AT HOGWARTS. AND SHE MARRIED HER BULLY! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THIS BITCH

and FUCK YOU HOW CAN FUCKING SNAPE STILL BE TEACHING THIS ASS PROBABLY FAILED ALL THE NON SLYTHERIN STUDENTS FOR NEWTS. seriously i think james and lily will make a deal with hades to put this bitch in pergatory for life

see it's neat to be able to supplement things with real magic and sell it in the muggle world where there are more people and you can make a better living for yourself than being stuck in one tiny ass alley as a shopkeeper AT BEST
roon0 chapter 7 . 1/27
Thank you for sharing such a great story.
roon0 chapter 6 . 1/27
Great chapter.
roon0 chapter 5 . 1/27
Lovely chapter
roon0 chapter 4 . 1/27
Great system worked out for the students.
roon0 chapter 3 . 1/27
Did Hermione marry Charlie? If she did she showed more common sense that she has shown so far.
roon0 chapter 2 . 1/27
A good kicking to the wizarding world is long overdue, I love it.
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