I hope ur husband lets u take writing classes again :(

Don’t mind me, just visiting from TikTok.

this is an elaborate trollfic, this HAS to be

Damn. What a work of genius satire.

delete this pigshit story and go kill yourself.

lmao, voldemort seems like a great guy. 10/10 friend lol

this is so obviously a troll... Lord Voldemort the last chapter is literally the sarcastic author talking about how they decided to write this crack fic
how do so many people still take it seriously

You can read a fantasy novel perfectly fine without needing it to be “Christian” this just ruined one of my favorite fantasy series of all time

As an accomplished writer, I'm going to give you an honest opinion: this is a disgrace to the original author and the story she created. I am a Christian as well, so don't misinterpret my dissatisfaction as atheism. But surely you recognize that reading a book about witchcraft is not a one-way ticket to hell. I have read the books and watched the movies multiple times, and I know for certain that you would not tell me my fate in hell is sealed just because of that. I know I'm not the parent of your children, but if you fear the salvation of your children would be called into question because they read Harry Potter, you ought to seriously reconsider your stance and mindset as a Christian. Do with this what you will.

-M. H. Shenrid

Ga

im crying oh my god this is the best thing i’ve read in a while. i have so many questions. why is Minerva young and blonde? why are you thirsty for Snape? why is Snape in Gryffindor? why is praying magic in this universe? im not Christian but im pretty sure it doesn’t work like that. why are you talking about the American Constitution when they’re supposed to be in England? i saw this as a meme somewhere and i can’t believe it’s real

Petunia is sooo hot absolute milf tbh I'd be domestic af for Petunia id cook id clean ngl id cary her children and let her step on me shes such a cougar damn and Hagrid holy shit call him Jesus the way I'd make him bred and whine

Thank you so much for writing this mommy its hot as hell

This is an excellent satire of Christians on the internet. Keep writing

Wow, you really went like: yeah ok, so there's this character called Ronald. Let's make him Slytherin & make him worship idols. I'd say that role would be more suited for other characters like Draco Malfoy

The chapter literally being called New Horizons makes me think of Animal Crossing