This bloke better have a crippling addiction to Bundaberg Rum.

I really should be getting to bed, but I hear the siren call of Harry’s third year beckoning to me. Sleep? Who needs it?

He shouldve placed a wizarding vow saying everything he was saying was true till that moment until he said the word “Lovomoto”. I dont understand why people dont use that kind of thing often, i mean, why ignore one sure fire way to prove your wiord?

Honestly wouldve expected for Harry to be escorted out as soon as his little tale started. No 12 year old should be hearing these things.

I loved this book just like her others but would like to note that there are over twice the amount of chapters than in the chamber of secrets. Keep up the good work!

great series of stories !

dumbledore done messed up

Didn't Neville say only a head of house could sign a betrothal agreement? Was he wrong?

Great story but why is Hagrid here when he left for Romania last year?

Lord Veldemort? How do you miss something like that when it's in all caps?

Awwwwwwww.

dumb ass dork has to die in this story...nothing else will suffice

I remember being a young teenager, stumbling & fumbling over my feelings about a girl lol

Like I said, harry needs to make sure thede fucking idiots reslize how fucking stupid they are. If he's so starved for attention that he easily forgives these inbred dumb motherfuckers for turning on him...

This is the part of the story where I think Harry should remind everybody of how fucking stupid they are once the chamber situation is handled. I never liked how that was handled in the official story