A bit confusing you using Pettigrew as some kind of bad-ass and naming him Littlefinger, as he was a weakling in Canon and still needs to have explanation why such a bad-ass spent 10 years as a rat. If that's it what is happening.

The story so far is good, especially the Hellsing part of it. The humor from Abridged version is there and it's amazing. The hogwarts part not so much. Pansy tried to kill Harry and his friends and because of a small slap on the wrist they forget and forgive her. As there's no mention of what happened in the castle for most of the year, i have to assume that, which is stupid for Harry and Hermione.

I like the new Hermione, Ron, Hagrid and Dumbledore (being a bad-ass not the getting erections part).

Why, when they went to hogwarts there's suddenly no humor? Hellsing part was done very well, the Harry Potter part doesn't hold up.

Loving this fic so much! Snape is great, Alucard is great, Harrys amazing even liking Draco

Loving this fic so much! Snape is great, Alucard is great, Harrys amazing even liking Draco

This entire thing is great, and now that I've actually watched Hellsing Ultimate Abridged I love it even more!

... why did harry not kill the wizards? -.- in hellsing Itegra even ordered Alucard to kill innocent witnesses yet when harry is constantly attacked he never killed once -.- stupid vigrin fic.

Bloody brilliant. you've captured the crack sense of humour of TFS and improved upon it! The Harry Potter parts of the story are fantastic enough to be stand alone as is. Adding Hellsing makes things (like house of the dead only) 1000 times more awesome! look forward to more of this. but even with what you've posted so far it's on my faves list. cheers. onlyHUWMAN

Awesome story i didn't realize that hermiones parents were killed till the princess bride refrance

Gotta say, I significantly prefer your take on Severus to the canon version, who he makes look like a bit of a pansy really.

ROTFLMAO! I've never seen anyone do a crack version of Hellsing before! This is a scream!

That's not for another 21 days

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Party Party Party. Ya gotta have a party. This was hilarious. Whew. I got a lot of weird looks today from reading this in a public place. Good on ya.

Harry, stop hiring your Hogwarts friends. You're only eleven years old, and so are they. Well, Hermione's twelve, but same argument. They aren't old enough to be part of Hellsing like you and Integra who were practically born to it.

Also. You may ride the unicorn. You may not become one.

...why does Sir Penwood have a unicorn in his stables? Did he just kill that many bad people?

I love this fic. No matter how many times I read it I'm always laughing, dispite the wierded out looks I get from my family.

This was a great chapter.
Please keep up the great work.