Reviews for Picking Battles
excessivelyperky chapter 1 . 1/14/2018
Oops. Never miff off a house elf...
HoneyBear84 chapter 1 . 11/5/2017
go elfs, show him what ur made of lol
Chantilly's Mom chapter 1 . 9/9/2014
He he he he he! Good one...He threw a plate of biscuits at one of the creatures heads (one of their heads)...zen hugs
hwyla chapter 1 . 9/11/2014
I might be remembering incorrectly (too much GoF movie image? over DH?), but my first thought was THIS is why Voldy is going barefoot! My bet is that the elves hid his shoes as well.
YenGirl chapter 1 . 9/10/2014
*insert evil laugh followed by head shake and then pitying sigh*

Tom, Tom, Tom... what goes around comes around, you know. Or should have known. Another reason why in your universe, Harry fared so much better. I still remember the scene where he thought nothing of sitting on the floor to chat with the Hogwarts house elves and how they saved Severus' favourite biscuits for the both of them.

I hope the next house elf Tom sees (I'm not foolhardy, am I? *peeps over her shoulder just in case* can dodge out of the way.

An original story! Er... is it finished already? *looks around*
Slytherin66 chapter 1 . 9/10/2014
This was good thanks for it.
Tlcatlady chapter 1 . 9/9/2014
*snort* is the idiot a wizard or what? I'd think he'd do a reparo or some similar laundry oriented spell. TLC