"Now get back to painting the fence, minion, it'll take longer to finish now that Sasuke and Naruto are struggling to impersonate Jackson Pollock over there." Kakashi said
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Now i didnt know Jackson Pollock existed in the Four Nations lmaooo

Just re-read this again. Even if it's dead is still just a fun read!

Since you missed a disclaimer on 3 chapters... Does that mean you own Naruto?

"So for the foreseeable future, none of us will be leaving the village," Kakashi said to his unimpressed students, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.

"If this is the reward we get for doing well on our missions," Sakura said with a frown, "We may have to rethink how we approach our careers."

"Yeah," Sasuke continued, "I can't just stay in the village forever, I'll need to track down Itachi eventually."

"Meh," Naruto countered, "The Hokage doesn't leave the village all that much, so being stuck here because of awesome missions is one step closer to the hat."

"We might be no match for you in a fair fight, but we're ninja: I didn't need to beat you in a fair fight, I didn't even need to beat you. I needed to get the bells. So I pulled out a flash-bang tag, set it on a double timer, so it would go off several seconds after the fuse ran out, then faked it getting stuck to me and freaking out, so you would try to help me. When it looked like it would be a dud, you tried to examine the tag, so all your focus was on it went off. I took advantage of that to grab the bells, then faked the whole 'Oh my god, I almost died' walk of shame to the boys, and passed on the bells when the alarm went off."

"And the third bell?"

"Well, since I was going to be tricky, I decided to commit, the third bell was part of a disguise jutsu. You weren't looking for chakra, and you couldn't see my hands, so you didn't notice me using the jutsu."

InoSaku is the best ship.

You did not just use that line and not say anything... I love it

Maybe because of her marathon from suna army to konoha that caused her pathway to stretch.
Or because inoichi opened the door that separate sakura side mindscape and ishi mindscape, making yin and yang imbalance for sakura.

Pretty sure Hagoromo and Hamura were twins...

Just out of curiosity, have you read Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen?

good job.

Can’t wait to see the next chapter

"Welcome to Vietnam Suna-nin, here you will experience a time of your positively short lives as you wade through hell and beyond!"

This was awesome, even if it's abandoned for some time now. Thanks for writing it. I had some very good laughs.

Oh Sakura's problem is easy to guess. She had been augmenting the shit out of her body with soldier pills and external chakra banks for all of that 120 mile run towards Konoha, and her body was forced to adapted accordingly; this means she had much increased chakra reserves, much faster chakra flow within her body, a sudden burst of muscle growth and organ effectiveness as a side effect of said chakra augmentation, and most likely a near-Naruto like endurance that resulted from all of the above. Considering her previously perfect chakra control was the result of her small reserves, the explosion of said reserves pretty much ruined her reflexive control for good, and she has to retrain her very basics due to this.

Also, good story, even if it ends quite in the middle, and abandoned like 6 years ago.