You, sir, are a master of writing parody. This was hilarious.

I was laughing too much at 1 AM in the night when i'm supposed to be asleep lmfao

If Monty Python had a writer like you they would still be on the air today.

“... she began to feel his Nimbus company stock rising in value.”
/This line is gold.

“Harry's eyes closed in bliss, feeling like a kid at a candy store - but instead of a kid, he was 16, and instead of candy, there was sex.”
/Indeed, indeed.

I should save this for all the vocabulary.

Epically funny!

At the guest:
It's his or her own writing. If you don't like it go write your own book.

Interesting choice of words. Thanks for sharing.

I love you so much, you genius.

Too many weird similes, unnecessary. This is perfectly good writing without them

You didn't read that book of random facts that I can't remember the name of by any chance, did you? That one with the section of 'Things Written by Pupils in English Exams?'

I don't normally comment, but I just wanted to congratulate you one writing a chapter that had me laughing nearly nonstop from beginning to end. Those horrible similes were wonderful.

it was in deep throat sounds like the one at dog makes just before it throws up..

bwahahahaha xD

This is terrible. In a well written way. I love seeing fics that are purposely written like this. lol.

Genius. Just pure genius. Poor Harry, having to deal with such a poor narration in so many fics...

Here's hoping that random bashing doesn't plague his world too.

Looking forward to the sequel-sequel.